CW: Blurb, size kink if you squint, magic, fairy stuff, human reader, suggestive. Fairy as in palm-sized Rafayel. Very unserious. MDNI. Unedited, no beta. We die like Grams.
Your boyfriend was a peculiar one, to say the least. A literal pocket boyfriend. Well, he fits in your shirt pockets and doesnât seem to mind.
Rafayel, an art fairy, was a very charming little creature. Thatâs how he got you all wrapped around his little fingers. He would not leave you alone until you accepted his date invitation. Well, charming and persistent.
A dramatic fella too. He would practically die if you ever stopped paying attention to him. You still remember how many times he had gracefully crumbled to the ground like an autumn leaf if you paid attention to anything that wasnât him for far too long. He would even accidentally, according to him, scatter fairy dust over any male who spend more than a minute in your presence.
Seeing different men and creatures ran away sneezing and crying was a usual thing with Rafayel in your life. You just shook your head as he acted all innocent like they were the ones at fault.
If anyone ever told you that you would have been in a long-lasting relationship with a tiny itty-bitty fairy, you would have laughed in their faces but now? It was your reality and you wouldnât change Rafayel for anyone else.
He too, was so proud of his human girlfriend. every time you two visited fairylands, he would flaunt you around. His big and adorable other half. He would sit in your palm and make a show of the situation and you would look at him with brows furrowed and a sigh but smiling, nonetheless. Human or supernatural world, you two were a strange sight.
Affection was something Rafayel never shied away from. He would rather you have him in between your tits instead of your pockets, according to him it was fun bouncing around there. He would kiss your cheeks nonstop while walking and then sit on your shoulders all proud of leaving you flustered.
At home, it was the same. He would kiss your eyelids every morning and flutter around your bedhead, trying to tame your wild hair. A sport he proudly practices every day without fail.
âGood morning, cutie,â Rafayel would say as he nuzzled himself into your cheek. His amethyst hair all frizzled but his smile never wavered.
âMorning, Raf,â you would lazily rasp out. âFive more minutes and Iâll go, promise.â
âYeah, sure. You say that every morning.â But still, he let you sleep a bit longer while he prepared breakfast.
Magic. It was the wheels carrying this relationship. How did he make breakfast for a human? Magic, duh. Thatâs what he told you the first time you asked. Not only breakfast but⌠other areas as well.
The intimacy talk was awkward for you most of the time. You were all red and fidgety while he was buzzing with excitement.
You didnât mind Rafayel trying to slip in between your thighs but at the last moment, you always ended up stopping him. He would make a whole scene of how you were preventing him from the joys in life. Then he would clutch his chest, eyes full of despair and act wounded.
He would demand you open your legs for him with a face as red as a tomato, little fists shaking and wings batting nonstop behind him. âLet me in!â
Rafayel didnât mind the size difference and even got handsy a few times, out of desperation. Going straight for your nipple and you screaming and almost swatting him like a fly.
âWarn me first!â
âYouâre the one walking naked!â Of course, he would say that.
âI was showering!â You exclaimed with a bit of exasperation in your voice.
âExactly my point!â Rafayel replied just as exasperated as you. Clearly, he wasnât gonna let you win.
Again, he offered to give you head and you looked at him horrified. Not that you didnât want to butâŚ
âYou could drown in there!â You pointed down to emphasize.
âNo, I wouldnât.â He just crossed his arms, pouted and denied it shaking his head.
âYes, you would.â
âOkay, maybe but at least I would die happy.â He said, throwing you a triumphant smirk.
âRafayel, Iâm serious!â
âMe too! Just thinking about it gets me hard!â How was he more upset than you about not being able to eat you outâŚ
So a solution must be found before Rafayel looses his marbles. As soon as you bought up the topic of too much of a size difference thatâs why you were scared, he found the solution in a blink of an eye.
âCookies? Like Alice in wonderland?â You attentively analyzed the jar of colorful cookies Rafayel just brought home. Some were your normal size while others were almost⌠breadcrumbs.
âWho?â
âYou donâtâ never mind. So you eat it and you grow?â
âOr you eat and you get tiny like me, but still. I donât think it really matters. I want you.â His gaze heated as his demeanor changed into something more serious, a heaviness and intensity too overwhelming for such a small being.
âSoâŚâ you hummed pensively, a bit nervous from his sudden fierce expression. âWhat shall we try first?â
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Tw: omegaverse (A/B/O), alpha x f beta!reader, knotting, PiV, dubcon. Typing this really quick so no proofreading :Pi love unorthodox pairs. MDNI
âPlease take my knot. Take it, please⌠please,â his voice went from a gravelly tone to almost high needy whimpers. He knew you were a beta and couldnâtâshouldnât even try but he canât help himself.
Youâre under him, hips lifted off the mattress. Air can barely made it through your nostrils as your face is being pressed against the sticky soggy sheets and you wish you could tell him noâtell him to stop. Why go against nature? It was the right thing to do, but you couldnât. Didnât want to. Just the sting and stretch; that foreign feeling of his knot fighting against the tightness of your entrance had your insides churning as his smoldering skin scurried down your back. Fluids of all kinds mixed from the hours this ludicrous attempt was taking.
He could feel your walls spasming again and again, fluttering around his cock. He could tell you were trying hard. His rut caused him to inflate even more, opening your pretty hole as far as it could go. Youâre beginning to unconsciously trash under him, accidentally pushing him even deeper and taking more of the engorged ring.
âShouâshould have⌠taken an omegaâŚâ you hoarsely stammered. Almost reaching your limit.
Your words stirred something dark and ominous inside him and with such an impulse growing, he took hold of your hipsâharder; fingers digging into your sweaty skin. Thus making him grip it tighter than necessary. With his range ignited by your latest thoughts, he harshly shoved himself one last time. His knot completely swallowed by your aching hole as your mouth let out a silent scream. Legs trembling from the momentary burn while his arms surrounded your body and all his weight finally fell on you.
âDonât need one.â He growled against the back of your head, holding you tight. âI have you.â
A.N: Quickly typing this since I canât write anything coherent lately. Wanted to do a DIH chapter but ughhh⌠anyway hehe. Prob gonna do that later tho. Just gotta get these ideas out. Also thinking about a haunted house (I KNOW ITS SUCH A COMMON CONCEPT BUT I LOVE THAT)
Headcanon that whenever Bonten takes you to an amusement/water park the main issue is Mikey.
Mikeyâs told to use sneakers. He refuses and goes with his flip flops anyway. Proceeds to loose one repeatedly during rides.
Heated debates (arguments) with the parkâs staff about his height. Mikey is tall enough (most of the time⌠not always) but because he walks all hunched most of the time⌠it makes way for fights at every ride.
Sanzu goes all devilâs advocate on most of those arguments. Has an excuse to ride with Mikey since he couldnât ride alone.
They argue who goes with who on different rides. Mostly because they try to avoid certain individuals or just want to be with you.
You made yourself scarce whenever the teacup ride was next. Avoiding Rindou and Sanzu like the plague. In all honesty, nobody wanted to ride the rotating cups with them. Kakucho even kicked Rindou out from his cup. The infamous Bonten mullet pair went berserk on the teacups.
Ran struggles so much with the high drops. He rather get his toenails pulled than going through those experiences again.
You have never heard Ran Haitani scream so much in your life.
Mochi and Takeomi always offer to wait in line for food and stuff. They rather be on land. Safe.
Yes, Mikey gets mistaken for a child a lot.
Yes, people have stomped on Mikeyâs foot a lot.
Kokonoi is proudly wearing a ponytail. After getting his hair all tangled up or in someoneâs mouth, he learned his lesson.
Kakucho, Takeomi and Mochi have to hold the Haitanis from annoying the park mascots/cartoon characters. They just find so much joy in unnecessary chaos. Meanwhile you, Koko, Mikey and surprisingly Sanzu watch from the sidelines.
Sanzu comments how uncouth that behavior is, and the people in those costumes are working. You are about to praise him when he adds that he also enjoys watching Takeomi struggle with Ranâs long limbs. You quickly close your mouth.
Summary: You were not meant to be. Everything pointed to a disastrous outcome, but Haruchiyo Sanzu refused to let something as dumb as biology dictate his life. He wanted you and that was final.
CW: Hybrid AU, dubcon, PiV, oral (female receiving), mean Sanzu, possessiveness, typical cat behavior. Idk⌠lmk if I missed anything. Not edited and no beta.
Word count: 2.2K+
A.N: funny how this was inspired by Hamtaro and the pink panther. A very⌠unexpected crossover.
âHaru, stop bothering her!â Mikeyâs voice boomed through the room for the third time.
You were hiding, again, under Mikeyâs covers, attempting to stay as far away as possible from Sanzu who hadnât been as welcoming as you were promised. You were told a good time awaited, but your current situation was not your definition of a good time.
Emma, Mikeyâs sister and your owner, had to leave for a trip with her boyfriend and they left you under her brotherâs care. You were against the idea, adamant about it. You cried and begged to be left alone or any other person available would do. But alas, nobody seemed to be able to besides Mikey.
Knowing the pink cat hybrid living under Mikeyâs care was an ass, you knew It was a terrible idea. You were a rodent for crying out loud. A hamster hybrid. It was like trying to mix water and oil⌠an impossible task, and they expected you to share a living space with them for who knows how long.
Yes, you have been in Mikeyâs place for less than four days and your life has been in danger more times than you can count.
Sanzu, the feline menace of this house, seemed to find joy in your little squeaks and chubby cheeks puffing even more every time he pawed at you; sending you back and forth to his entertainment. He was just doing that a second ago until you managed to escape and made a run for Mikeyâs bed.
âHaru, let her go.â Mikey warned him with a stern voice, âshe doesnât like your games.â
Little did he know those werenât just games for Sanzu. While you thought he wanted nothing more than to make a snack out of you, he had a whole other plan in mind.
Your small and round face peeked from under the covers and you instantly regretted your decision. Right there, looking straight at you with a wicked grin, was Sanzu. His green emerald eyes shined with mischief as he saw the scared look on your face.
âPle-please, Haru⌠I-I do-donât wanna playâŚâ you stammered. Your heart beating wildly as you scurried deeper into the bed and away from the border where a crazed hybrid stood.
Have you ever tried to make a cat let go of his prey? Hardest thing to accomplish. Mikey knew that, but he also believed in his pet. Overall, Sanzu was harmless, according to Mikey. So when the only human in the room heard his pet hybrid promise to be civil. Well, Mikey believed him.
âI wonât do that again, I promise.â
To his credit, Sanzu didnât chase you around anymore. There was no reason to run after something that was under his paw.
The first week passed by in a flash and you learned a few things. One of them was how Sanzu loved to see your attempts of scrambling away from him, whining every time he pulled your short puffy tail or yanked your whiskers. You saw the gratification on his face.
He would not leave you alone. So much so that he even gathered your things from the guest room and moved them to his. Mikey allowed such idea; believing in Sanzuâs excuse about hybrid bonding time or something.
Before bed, the cat hybrid would yank you against his warm body, wrap himself around you and nibble on your round ears; every time before bed it was the same, almost like a night routine. You would tremble under his arms, scared of becoming dinner if you made a wrong move.
Things got heated in the third week. Almost a month in and you had your fair share of questions about Sanzuâs behavior. He began to pin you down more often; growling and rubbing himself all over you. Grooming your neck and cheeks, for then to stay in that position for a while. Inhaling your scent and humming and purring in contempt.
Mikey just thought you two were finally getting along well and ignored whenever Sanzu dragged you into his room.
âYeah, Emma. Sheâs doing fine. Haru is good company.â Mikey would always speak with reassuring words to his sister. Not lying, just telling his truth. âNo need to take her to Takashiâs.â
As the phone conversation went on, in a different room your silent whines told a different story. The spiked tongue of Sanzuâs kept licking your skin, leaving it tender afterward.
âHeard that? Youâre not going anywhere,â Sanzu rasped against your twitching ears.
The cat hybrid was ecstatic when he first heard the news from Mikey. You, the fragile little rodent, were going to stay with him? His prayers had been answered.
Sanzu couldnât help himself, you were just too pretty for your own good. All shy and sweet with everyone else but him. You were a trembling mess whenever he prowled around you, his tail swiftly moving around your hips and legs got you squirming in place. He loved the special treatment you gave him.
The pink menace had begun to behave even weirder lately. Headbutts here and there, making biscuits on your tummy and chest which left you all hot and bothered, but he didnât seem to mind one bit. All smiles and hugs as your mind went from zero to a hundred in seconds. It all left you confused and dizzy at the end of the day.
For things to make sense something had to happen, right? Because such⌠affectionate behavior wasnât normal. Well, a few days later when Mikey left to hang out with some friends; it did happen.
You heard a strange sound coming from Sanzuâs room. It was a very loud meowing, almost raw and it seemed painful; and as afraid of him as you were, you couldnât just leave your only housemate alone if he was in pain.
With shaky steps, ears tuned in to the yowling, you made your way to his room. Stopping at the door, you saw your things still scattered around, but now a bunch of pillows and blankets also shared the space. As your eyes roamed through the room you finally spotted Sanzu. He was a sweating messâpink hair sticking to his face, wild eyes unblinking and his face contorted in pain.
âHa-haru? Are you okââ But before you could say one more word, a strong scent invaded your nostrils.
It hit you with so much force that your eyes watered instantly. The smell was sweet; earthy and cinnamon-like but oh, so suffocating. You gagged and coughed at the burning sensation in your throat.
Suddenly, everything began to spin, but before your knees could hit the ground, you were swept off your feet. The sickly sweet smell surrounding you in wavesâenveloping you whole. âS-stop! I ca-canât brea-breath!â
âI knew you would come,â cooed Sanzu, completely ignoring your pleas.
He had you in his arms, carrying you towards the improvised nest made of blankets. Your body shivered, rejecting the aroma of a different hybrid. It was clearâcompatibility? Null. Even your bodyâs biology refused to accept the idea of it.
Before you could gather your thoughts, you were being dropped on a soft surface and still, the potent scent kept mingling all your senses. Just as fast, he was on top of you; holding your hands above your head and leaning forward with his whole weight pressing down on you.
âYou look so pretty⌠underneath me,â Sanzu sharply whispered against your temple. Nose caressing the border of your face as it traveled to your lips.
Nudging your legs apart with his knees, he nestled himself between them. Slowly but steadily grinding his hips against your clothed core. âYou did this, you know? You made me go into heat, you little minx.â
âNo! I didnât knowâ didnât mean to!â You whimperedâlips to lips, sharing the same air.
A whirlwind of thoughts passed through your mind. Guilt, fear, anger and⌠surprisingly lust. The more he rubbed himself against you, the more your body reacted. Your legs fastening around his waist, pulling Sanzu even closer which made the feline purr louder as your little squeaks mixed in between.
You felt the weight of his bodyâof his clothed cock constantly pressing on your entrance, humping, just rutting in place. Wetness had begun to creep in between your clothes
âWe canât do this, Ha-HaruâŚâ
âYou want me to stop?â Sanzu asked with clenched teeth but you shaked your head in denial, âGood, because I donât think I would be able toâŚâ
The feline eagerly pawed your clothes off, feeling a surge of giddiness born in his stomach. He was so close to you, he was finally touching every single part of you. Sanzu could practically taste the air charged with your arousal.
âYou need me here,â he purred, lithe fingers dancing around your gushing entrance. âIâll have a quick taste and youâre gonna be good and let me.â
Not soon had you felt his hands let go, ignoring his previous words, you tried to scramble away. On your hands and knees, you made a big mistake. Sanzu felt your cotton-like tail hit him in the face and it just made him latch onto you even harder. His hands grabbed your thighs, pulling you back and at the same time wrangling you back into your last position just to directly smash his face against your cunt.
A hollow scream erupted from your raw throat once you felt his tongue practically forcing its way in. His fingers digging into your skin, the force of his sucking lips and never had his tongue stopped moving inside you. You were ashamed to admit he felt too good, your bucking hips constantly hitting him but Sanzu didn't even notice. Too focused, too drunk on your hypnotic flavor.
A straight lick later and a moan of satisfaction from the pink feline had you in almost tears. âYou were already wet enough, but I couldn't help myself. Youâve made me⌠a voracious beast.â
You felt his fingers open your lower lips, heat radiating from your center smearing his digits. You don't know when or how he discarded his own clothes but as your eyes refocused, you saw his skin almost glowing, radiating scorching warmth on top of you. Unhurriedly, Sanzu guided his cock inside, stretching your opening to mold him, to take him. You were so soft, so warm that it almost hurt with how sensitive his tip was.
âI promise toâfuck⌠aahâ mount you properly next time,â he growled at the thought of having youâass up squeaking for him again, âbut I need to see your cute face right now.â
Sanzu hissed at the contact and gave a final push of his hips; entering you with force. In return, your face contorted at the intrusion, you were a squealing mess under him. The sudden action wasnât as pleasant as the previous activity. Your insides burned as your walls tried to push the foreign object out. But Sanzu persisted, holding you in place as he slowly retracted and moved back in. Inch by inch of his cock with no hurry.
He repeated this action until he felt almost no restraint on your part. Your cute little cunt had finally gotten used to him. He went in and out smoothly and your sounds had changed to mewls and puffs of airâfull of need. Your hands traveled from his chest to his shoulders, no longer trying to stop him. On the contrary, you were pulling him in, scraping his neck with a sudden need to have him closer.
The feline purred loudly as he absorbed the change in your demeanor. Your half-lidded eyes were calling to him. His words failed him, he couldnât even tell you how good you felt. All that left his lips were groans and beastly sounds.
âFa-faster, Haru!â You moaned out without shame. Gone was the timid little rodent.
His chest reverberated once again, an instant answer to your plea. His tail moving wildly behind him, his ear twitching at the sound of your voice. All his body automatically responded to your calling.
His hips hitting you with abandon. Your pussy lips are swollen from the constant friction.
âM-mine.â He heaved with furrowed brows; fingers gripping tightly at your soft and plush skin.
Sanzu wasnât even sure he was speaking out loud, too lost in the overwhelming feeling of finally being buried deep in your heat. Nothing could take him away from you.
âââââââ ¡ ¡ ¡
âGet your furry fiend away from her!â Emma was a red from rage, âManjiro Sano! I am serious!
âHe doesn't wanna let go!â Mikey looked over at his friend, Emmaâs boyfriend, for help, âKen-Chin, tell her!â
Meanwhile, Sanzu with flattened ears and a swatting tail had you under his body; hissing menacingly at the three humans trying to take away his mate.
Of course, you had tried to explain but your meek voice wasn't heard in the middle of all the shouting.
OMG imagine this all of bonten doing the slim pickings trend if you donât know what that is itâs basically a guy lifting a girl (normally thatâs Iâll Iâve seen of this trend sorry!)
On this shoulder and flexing that basically that they can carry their girl on their shoulder đđŠđ¤¤
Anyways I just imagine â¤ď¸ Kakucho â¤ď¸ lifting us then like all of bonten wants to prove they can do it too 𫡠ugh it hurts to even think about đ
anyways just random thought sorry itâs so long I think I had a heart attack when I thought of this
have a good day/night pookie đđđ
Anonie, idk if I got you but Iâll see what Bonten does. LET ME TELL YOU THAT I SUFFERED /J. AHSJSKS I DONT KNOW TIKTOK JAHSKSQ IM SORRY Gosh⌠I canât write serious or wholesome stuff 𤧠itâs always me and my broken sense of humor.
Slim Pickings || Bonten x Reader 1.9k+ words
cw: body image, TikTok trend, nonsense, cringe⌠like hundred percent logging off-phone throwing-gagging worthy cringe. constant state of chaos. not edited.
âWhat are you two doing?â The question came from Takeomi who just stepped into your living room to see Kakucho with you sitting on his shoulder, parading you around as both laughed and smiled.
âA TikTok trend,â you answered casually.
But before Takeomi could ask more questions, the rest of Bonten began to pop into the room.
âitâs rude to stand in the entrance,â Sanzu intentionally bumped shoulders with Takeomi. Which only gained him a tired sigh from the older man.
âWe heard music!â Rindou pointed out, casually strolling in.
âAnd your laughter,â Ran added, walking behind him brother.
After Bontenâs three menaces made their way in, silently Mikey accompanied by Kokonoi and Mochi decided to join the crowd. The shorter man curiously peeked at your form perched on his number three..
Questions began to rain on you once they saw your phone propped up on the table with more than one video of Kakucho lifting you.
âSo you just lift me and place me on your shoulders,â you explained in detail to the group of men staring at your phone screen. âYeah, like that. See?â
âWe do that on a daily basis,â pointed out Ran, not really getting where this was going.
âYeah, we see Rindou flexing his biceps at least four times a day.â Added Sanzu, snickering with his phone out scrolling through some other videos and seeing a bunch of guys just showing off.
âThis shitâs easy,â huffed Rindou, ignoring the previous comment but at the same time watching Sanzuâs screen over his shoulder.
âThen it shouldnât be a problem, right?â You rolled your eyes at the lack of initiative on their part. Although, you could guess jealousy had a part in that. They seemed bitter that your attention was solely on Kakucho.
You couldnât have been more wrong with your statement. Bonten was not made for TikTok fame⌠but you didnât know it at that time.
âââââââ ¡ ¡ ¡
To see who went first they decided to draw straws⌠onlineâŚ
You stood with Kakucho there waiting until everyone got their phones out and went to the page Rindou had shared. Lifting an eyebrow, you saw they had taken this more seriously than you had expected. Oh, yeah⌠they had banned Kakucho from this round.
Then you heard a groan and a bunch of hyenas laughing. First one to go? it was Kokono⌠and things didnât go as planned.
âOkay, ready?â You asked a bit worried since he didnât seem too eager to be on camera.
âWhy do I have to go first?â Kokoâs voice cracked a bit at the end, âyouâre not posting this, right?â
A bunch of boos from the public followed Kokoâs question, and by the public you mean Rindou, Ran and Sanzu. You tried to reassure him it would be alright but the damage to his pride was already done.
Once Kokoâs hands were on your hips something in your gut told you that doom was imminent. He had lifted you with ease but as soon as your butt hit his shoulder, the man let out a loud whine. Somehowâsomeway, your zipper had gotten stuck on his silver hair. Thus, pulling it as he moved you.
âAh! My hair! My hair!!â Kokoâs desperate screams just got most of the group cracking up.
âOh shutâ ack!â You tried to stay as calm as possible, âIâm sorry!â Your eyes turned to the snickering bunch. âItâs not funny!â You held onto Kokoâs head for dear life as Rindou and Sanzu avoided your gaze. The latter turned around to keep chuckling.
With his second sigh of the day, Takeomi walked towards you two, pulling Kakucho along.
âHow is that this always happens to you two,â Takeomi said, trying to untangle your zipper from Kokoâs hair as Kakucho steadied you on the silver-haired manâs shoulder.
After all was done, Kokonoi sat begrudgingly on the furthest sofa with a side of his long silver hair tangled in a thick mass. You smiled apologetically at him.
âââââââ ¡ ¡ ¡
With a triumphant look, Rindou stood ready.
He was feeling confident after Kokonoiâs failure, but he might have gone a bit too hard⌠the moment he lifted you off the floor, you went flying towards the hanging lights. Thus, hitting you in the back of your head.
Everyone panicked meanwhile Mochi went for an ice pack.
It was chaos, as alwaysâKakucho to the rescue, he snatched you straight away from Rindouâs shoulder just in time to see Sanzu tackling the youngest Haitani. Then Ran and Takeomi began to scold the pair scuffling on the floor.
Even Mikey joined in, silently hitting Rindou in the same spot that the lamp had smacked you. Bontenâs leader walked away and kept mumbling words about how careless one could be. âAn eye for an eye, Haitani.â
Just then, Mochi had walked back in to the room with an ice pack, but seeing the current situation he handed Takeomi the ice pack and went back to get a couple more.
âââââââ ¡ ¡ ¡
After a prolonged discussion about safety, you suggested continuing outside which would have been fine if two people hadnât begged you for a favor.
Ran was already smirking at you, ready to hoist you up and show the two previous failures how it was done.
And he did just that. At the count of three, you were already sitting on Ranâs shoulder. His grip was unwavering and the biggest shit-eating grin he could muster.
âWhy do you always make it weirdâŚâ you mumbled once you saw Rindou visibly upset at his loss in this match.
âItâs not, though.â Ran pretended to flick a lint off his shirt, looking straight at the camera now.
Itâs then that you remember the words from a certain pairâa pink and a silver head already signaling for you to take action. To keep the peace, both Haitani had to fail⌠miserablyâŚ
So with a deep breath, you loudly shouted something you knew Ran wouldnât ignore. âIs that a bald spot?!â You even put a finger on his scalp to emphasize.
It happened so fast. One second you were in the air and the next you had been set down on the grass and the oldest Haitani went running to the nearest bathroom, Rindou not far behind. Not a words came out of anyoneâs mouth. Meanwhile Sanzu and Koko gave you a thumbs up.
The peace had been kept. Your TikTok project began to feel more complicated than you thought it would be.
âââââââ ¡ ¡ ¡
Nobody was worried about Mikey, they all knew he could easily pick you up, but Mother Nature had other plans.
âStop laughing,â you grumbled, âitâs not that funny.â
âIâm sorry, sweetcheeks⌠it isâŚâ Sanzu wheezed almost out of breath from laughing the whole day. âMikey went straight for your pussy!â
Yes, when it was Mikeyâs turn he had almost dropped you because a bee flew to his face and to his credit, he did catch you just as quick but the death-like grip went to your crotch. Which had you squealing and the clowns around you couldnât stop laughing since then. Even Mochi and Takeomi had chuckled at the whole show.
âHaru, shut up!â You hissed, âLook! Heâs sulking already!â At the sight of a brooding Mikey, everyone just went quiet. That sobered Snazu up real quick.
The Haitani brothers had just come back outside, but seeing the grey clouds on everyoneâs heads they decided to slowly and carefully go back inside.
With Mikey not being in the mood anymore, the TikTok filming had to stop. Mochi and Sanzu were sad to not get a chance to try.
âAnother day,â you weakly replied.
Takeomi felt a sense of relief. He wasnât sure his back would agree today. He had lifted you before, but it was a gamble and with how everyoneâs luck had been today? He didnât wanna risk it.
âââââââ ¡ ¡ ¡
Later that day, everyone was just sitting around the living room, back to where it all began. It was as normal as it could possibly get.
Most of them were on their phones, although you suspected some of them had the early videos on repeat. Sanzu and kept showing Mochi something and both just kept chuckling. Kokonoi kept checking something about the stock market and grumbling at his screen, angrily typing nonstop. Takeomi was doing the newspaper crossword puzzle and kept asking Ran some of the modern-day stuff he didnât get. Kakucho had been in the kitchen for a while, and finally, Rindou and Mikey playing thumb fights.
Normalcy⌠how unusual.
âItâs actually nice⌠you know?â You interrupted the abnormal calmness surrounding you. âIâm in no way a flimsy thing and you all always move me around like I weigh nothing,â you voiced out your thoughts. You were laying on the couch, just thinking, truth spilling without meaning to, but alas it was out.
âThe hell you mean?â Sanzu instantly snapped, throwing his phone to Mochizuki who barely had time to catch it. Bontenâs number two walked up to your resting spot and climbed on top of you. âI hope you donât mean what I think you mean.â
âHaruâŚâ Your wide eyes stared up at Sanzu, pink hair falling like curtains around your face.
His visceral reaction was like the spark that ignited the rest. Soon you heard the scraping sound of chairs being pulled. The lonely couch was now crowded with a bunch of angry men.
âMove,â Rindou growled as he pulled Sanzu away from you, almost throwing him off the couch. âWhat do you mean by that?â Now it was the youngest Haitani staring down at you with furrowed brows, and questioning your early statement. âEarlier? I almost sent you to a different fucking orbit.â
They all in their own way tried to make you understandâsee what they see.
âEven Koko here can pick you up!â Ran added.
âYeah,â Koko agreed but then realized the implications, âwait what are you trying to say?!â
Ah, this was moreâŚnormal⌠you giggled at the chaos that erupted around you. From the kitchen walked out Kakucho with a fresh baked bowl of cookies. Mikey didnât have to be told twice, from the smell alone he knew what it was and took some for himself.
âHeard the commotion,â Kakucho sat next to your head on the couch, âhow many times do we have to tell you thatâs not important? You see us complain? No, right?â he didnât let you answer as a cookie was already stuffed in your mouth.
âYou have to see us fight to get even a second longer with you. That should tell you how much we want you,â Takeomi noted, pointing towards the Haitanis going against Sanzu and Koko a couple of feet away.
âThis is why social media is hazardous,â Mochi announced, holding a cookie between his fingers.
âBody imagââ began Takeomi but he was cut short.
âItâs nothing. Youâre just old.â Sanzu rebuked, interrupting his older brother just to spite him. forgotten was Rinodu who went to back up Ran.
The Akashi brothers continued on their intense debate, Mochi adding his opinion here and there as Kakucho kept feeding you and Mikey cookies.
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Thinking of a puppy hybrid thatâs too chaotic. Youâve tried a wide variety of training methods but heâs still too hyperactive. Running around your room, clashing with your furniture; you had to buy the same lamp three times already since he keeps breaking it.
And if you try to scold him for making such a mess, he would look at you with a tilt of his head. Almost wondering why would his owner be mad? Heâs just showing you how happy he is to be with you. He would wag his tail so enthusiastically, ears perking up as youâre fuming in front of him and go back to running around.
Desperate times require desperate measures, you know? So after trying and trying and trying⌠you found a way to make him stay put and behave. The activity even tires him enough to sleep peacefully afterwards.
Thatâs why heâs currently latched onto your cunt, half his face hidden, salivating tongue deep inside you, his nose constantly swapping against your swollen bud. He gets so into it that you have you grip his hair and stop him from excessively bumping your head against the bed frame. He is just so excited.
âS-slow down,â you would constantly remind him.
He just whines in return, the sound reverberating through your lower body. He understands your plea but refuses to acknowledge it further. He just wants to taste you⌠again and again; he knows you can give him your delectable taste as many times as he wants.
Kakucho x Reader || blurb, romantic vomit, kissing.
Thinking about KakuchoâŚ
heâs so big and rough around the edges, yk? He struggles to find the right words sometimes, but the moment youâre sitting on his lap and he has you close, arms wrapped around you? Heâs eyes literally sparkle and go oh⌠so very soft as they delicately travel all over your face.
He loves it. He loves you, your company, your presence, your everything. You know heâs honest, although a bit unpolished, but thatâs just part of his charm. And in those moments when itâs just the two of you and he canât get his tongue to work, you cave in with pleasure; knowing exactly what he needs without further instruction.
Itâs not one sided, that deep connection? No. He also knows how to move you, handling you with so much care with⌠those hands that have felt and caused so much pain. He knows sometimes you need itâhim. No questions asked.
Then thereâs the kissing. Itâs not a spark extinguishing in an instant. Itâs a lasting sensationâa fire ignited, burning through both your bodies the moment your lips meet. Youâve been keeping at steady peace, no hurry to end or move on. His cracked lips stroking gently yours⌠yours that feel soft and plump as his tongue caresses its edges.
A moment that should last forever, but itâs been a while and both your lips had gone a bit numb, that familiar tingling already taking over your swollen lips. Breathes blending as one and itâs so safe with him, so easy to let go. Heâs got you.
âBe good and let go,â he rasped, voice gone hoarse from the lack of use of it.
And you do⌠because you know heâll take care of it all. Just like youâre there for him, heâs there for you.
Do yall think that someone in tr worked as a delivery driver? Like idk mitsuya? the haitaniâs!!! Going around town with their bikes delivering food and stuff? And they had the worst reviews.
User1974 said: my food came half eaten and the short one asked to use the bathroom and took my decorative soaps.
Usercatsrock said: they threw my Big Mac against the door! [ring doorbell video attached] they didnât even stop! Just zoomed pass and launched it!
one day they noticed someone ordering the same meal every day and it seemed to be an easy job. They took that delivery. Once you opened your door that was it. Both got instantly flabbergasted by your pretty face.
âDo you really need two people to deliver orange chicken?â Your question came a bit harsh, but with reason. You had opened the door and tried to get your food order but the two guys stood frozen in your entrance. It was weirding you out. âHello?â
âDumbass, give her the paper bag,â Ran snapped out first and quickly pushed his brother closer to your extended hand.
Rindou flustered by his brotherâs reaction just handed you the bag, cursing under his breath.
âYouâre welcââ
You slammed the door in that moment. The pair just gave you a really bad vibe. besides you were hungry and they had been late by an hour.
âSheâs gonna order the same tomorrow,â Rindou told Ran, both still staring at the door.
âYeah.â
âWeâre coming back, right?â
âOf course,â Ran replied with a plan already forming in his head.
As they walked back to their bike, Rindou offered some candies to Ran which he accepted without looking. Soon a bitter and metallic flavor assaulted his mouth.
âRindou, what the fuck?!?!â Ran angrily spit out the colorful bead, âthatâs soap!!!â