Tr!Malewife duo are so funny to me because you have like
Sneeg, this guy with such a strict moral code and sense of justice. He believes in good and evil. He believes he knows what's good and evil. he believes he's good. He's a demi-god. He is an unstoppable force. The people fear him. Except for those he has sworn to protect. He has earned his reputation. The world sees him as a weapon, he dislikes this, but still would do anything his kingdom told him to do.
And then there's his best friend: Phil is a weird funky bird guy who likes to fly and chop wood. He doesn't give a FUCK about what's "good" or "evil" just fuck off, he's chopping trees. Everyone respects him to unreasonable ammounts. No one has ever seen him without an axe in his hand and a tree next to him. Everything he does is for the bit. He has no loyalties. He loves his friends but he'd never give up who he is for them. The only time he died was to respond to his calling as Wood Jesus and it didn't work. Like, just a god and his weird cryptid friend
