so i went to my friends birthday party
and now my brother is laying on top of his moirail covered in rice
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so i went to my friends birthday party
and now my brother is laying on top of his moirail covered in rice

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[[ oh no they're cute ]]
Dave briefly checks his phone to receive the coords from his friend, then picks up his transportalizing gun and carefully enters the coordinates into the trigger center.
He leaned over Kankri and kisses him sweetly, letting him know he's leaving, then shoots off a charge at his feet.
...
He's so used to the transportalizing process that he doesn't even blink as his body pulls itself apart and particularizes, only to reform probably thousands of light years away from his comfy bedroom, on a stone walkway in front of a door.Â
Curiously, he looks around -- there were lots of doors. This must be what human "apartment complexes" look like. He wrinkles his nose a bit -- living so close to so many strangers seemed. Displeasing, to say the least. He bit back a small smile at the sudden thought of Knight, senpai, and the entire Vantas(s) clan living in one of these things. That would be. Amusing. To say the least.
Straightening up, he subconsciously brushed his hair back and squared his shoulders, unsure of where exactly he should put his hands -- caught between wanting to look pretty and friendly and wanting to look casual and cool. He settled them a few places -- his breasts, his waist, his shoulders -- before finally sticking them in the pockets of his skirt and tilting his head back slightly. There. Total picture of coolness.Â
He taps his foot gently against the door. "Hey Cro. 's me Dave. Open up, yeah?"
Nervous? Nah. He's not nervous.
so i saw this post and i thought it was you telling yourself you had bad hair and got really confused
...
i feel like i should say goodbye to everyone
but
goodbyes are sad
...
...
goodbye though

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so my bro and i are snuggling in bed and im drifting off and all of a sudden his computer screams
JUST LOOK AT KANAYAS CHOICE ASS
and i swear to god i am shooting him the most scandalized look right now but he cant see hes to busy choking on his mac and cheese