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Lily’s Siege of Canterlot series unfortunately tied into her Tales of Valkyrie series, so I had to gather vignettes from both.

Have fun torturing yourselves with her nonsensical plot.

I’ll be busy laughing myself sick over this stupid ass story setup.

Inspired by @puppyluver256 Chronicles of Tajiria. Seriously. Check it out. If this as half as good as it I will feel satisfied.

Anyways, this is just the main teams. I’ll give them actual bios later. Tell me which is your fav!

Team Shooting Star(Kanto)

-Comet the Charizard-A brave kid who wants to be a champion like his idol Red. He decided to start a team along with his best friend. Not the brightest.

-Current the Raichu- disgruntled teenager who was once part of a battle team that went down in flames. They didn't want to join a team again but after encountering two kids in the forest he lived in, He decided it was best to make sure these kids didn't die.

-Kaiju the Nidoking-A tween who joined team rocket in order to look cool but didn't really understand what they were doing. After Comet fed his ego (whether purposely or not is unknown) he decide to quit them and join the team

-Puffball the Primeape-A Sassy fashionista who doesn't deal with anyone's shit. Has and will hit someone (Usually Current or Tropic). Secretly has a soft spot for kids. Joined in order to get new ideas for looks and the fame

-Aurora the Lapras-A former Silph Co. scientist who, like most of her co-workers, was locked up after team rocket took over the building. After they were defeated, she joined both because she felt indebted to them and that she wanted to do some real-world studies

-Tropic the Executor-A bipolar safari zone ranger who's a former friend/teammate of Current. The two don't get along at all but since he hated his job and he wanted to try being on a team again, he joined them

-Jess-a shy and meek human boy who's Comet's best friend. Disguises themselves with an Eevee hoodie. Originally helped prof. Oak with his research but asked Comet to join. Has an eidetic memory and powers much beyond anyone's understanding. Has accidentally become a pokemon trainer during their travels.

Team Meteor(Johto)

-Pyro the Tyspolsion-A pyromaniac, hence the nickname, who wanted to start a team just like his older cousin did with two of his friends. His parents work in another region and he lives with his aunt (cousin's mom) Will set fires if left unsupervised.

-Quake the Quagsire-A very chill member of team rocket who switched sides along with Nightshade because they hated it but had no reason to leave. Was born with only one arm but has prosthetics. Has some relation to Current and Tropic.

-Nightshade the Crobat-A uptight member of team rocket who switched sides along with Quake because they hated it but had no reason to leave. Has some vampiric traits. Has some relation to Current and Tropic.

-Fae The Clefable-A sickly boy who has a condition that makes his fairy type null. Loves space, stars especially. Asked to join because they thought he would get many different views of the stars

-Hercules the Heracross-A wannabe hero with more bravado than brains. Joined because 'Every good hero needs a sidekick!' Wields a lance. Has a habit of sleeping in very weird places/positions for no apparent reason...

-Mizuchi the Dragonite-A former dragon's den shrine maiden who was recommended to join by the dragon master himself. Despite her sweet and attitude, she's quite mischievous and dirty-minded

Team Legacy(Hoenn)

-Jackie-Chan the Blazekin+Mega-The youngest child of Norman who wants to become the most powerful in his family. Very smart and strategetic, but will often spring into action without thinking. Has two older brothers, who work alongside their father, and one older sister, who's a contest star.

-Bushido the Shiftry-A former assassin who's paradoxically timid. He does however have a strict moral code (hence the nickname). The team shared food with him and he joined as a way to pay them back. Looks up to Jackie, but it's unknown if the feelings are platonic or not (probably the latter)

-Lancelot the Gallade+Mega-A very kind and nice person. Very clumsy. Wields a double-ended sword, which turns into dual swords in mega form. He joined only because she did. Will fight to protect those he cares for, especially Guinevere. Has been dating Guinevere since they were young. Has a pair of cousins in another region.

-Guinevere the Gardevoir+Mega-A very kind and sweet person. Has a commanding presence. Joined because she wanted to expand her worldview. She does not like to fight but will do so if needed. Has been dating Lancelot since they were young. Has a pair of cousins in another region.

-Maelstorm the Gyarados+Mega-A feral dewford town swimmer who's more than ready to fight a god. Joined in her quest to get strong enough to protect others. She was unable to protect her sister in a storm and wants to prevent that from ever happening again.

-Nigri the Cosplay Pikachu-A shy cosplayer who loves to perform in the contest hall. Joined after Jackie's sister recommended it. They often get his personality influenced by whatever cosplay she has on. Has a twin sister

Team Eclipse(Orre pt.1)

-Lunar the Umbreon-A former team snagem admin who's trying to fix the mistakes of his past. Started the team in order to do that. Wields the snag machine. Very confident and persistent.

-Solar the Espeon-An Celebi Shrine sage who was captured by cipher and eventually rescued. Joined because 'it's my duty' Can see shadow pokemon. Acts very serious and emotionless almost all the time, even when suggesting things like burning down key cipher buildings. Knowagably in science, especially psychology. Not much is known about his past. Has a younger brother who's basically the complete opposite of him.

-Chili the Tyspolsion-A Johto native who came to orre with two of his friends. Unfrontually, they were attacked, and said friends were captured by cipher. He tried saving them himself along with a treasure hunter he bumped into but failed and was turned into shadow pokemon. Joined in order to rescue his friends and the guy who helped him. Likes to cook, spicy food especially (hence the nickname). Has a younger cousin he sends postcards to.

-Haywire the Ampharos-An Unova native who was traveling to expand his horizons. During his stop in Orre, he was attacked, captured, and turned into a shadow pokemon. Joined because he wants to rescue everyone else who is trapped. Wields a lasso/whip. From the country, a ranch. Has many brothers and sisters.

-Hurricane the Mantine-A Sinnoh native who was a major contest star. Came to Orre for a show with his younger brother. Cipher attempted to capture his brother so he tried to protect him but due to his poor fighting skills, he failed. Whatever they did to turn them into a shadow pokemon fused them together, and infusing caused most of his arm to no longer work and heart/lung problems for his brother. Joined in both revenge for himself and his brother. It may take him a while to get used to it...

-Peridot the Flygon-A Kalos native who likes looking for and collecting artifacts, ores, and especially fossils. Came to Orre on an expedition to find some fossils, but bumped into someone trying to rescue his friends from cipher and decided to help out, but failed and was turned into a shadow pokemon. Joined out of gratitude and general curiosity. Has a lucky rock with luminous moss on it.

Team Overdrive(Orre pt.2)

-Thunder the Jolteon-A Celebi Shrine sage who was volunteering their abilities at the pokemon HQ lab and sprung into action in order to protect Prof.Krane from cipher in the absence of Team Eclipse, starting his own team. Wields the snag machine and can see Shadow pokemon. Hyperactive with very little self-preservation skills. However, when focused can be very strategic. Very good with math, especially probability. Likes studying crimes, but is bad with gore and body horror. Looks a lot younger than he actually is. Has an older brother who's basically the complete opposite of him.

-Glacier the Walrein-A chill (he heh) dude who fought cipher in order to give his lover time to escape their clutches. For his bravery, he was captured and turned into a shadow pokemon. Was eventually rescued and reunited with his lover. Joined to be with said lover and general gratitude.

-Silver the Aggron-A anxious guy who worries wayyy too much. Used to work for Onyx's family until he quit. A close friend of Duking, he tried to stop cipher a year before in hopes of seeing his lover but ended up biting off more than he could chew. Was eventually reunited with his lover. Joined to be with said lover and general gratitude, but mostly he was worried about what cipher may do to the kid (Thunder)

-Onyx the Tyrnaitar-A snappy guy who gives very little fucks. His parents profited from cipher, which led them to support them. Does care, especially about Thunder. Said boy doesn't like people babying him, causing the two to fight a lot. Joined after Silver recommended him and to spite his parents.

-Agaric the Breloom-A Hoenn native who's a disciplined fighter. Was on the S.S.Libra along with his boyfriend of 3 years. Said boyfriend worked for cipher and betrayed him, turning him into a shadow pokemon. Didn't trust the others at first but eventually opened up. Joined for revenge (which he never actually got, at least in terms with his ex)

-Blaze the Arcanine-A Kanto native who was part of the police force. Was on the S.S.Libra, traveling to Orre in order to investigate the many disappearances in the region. The ship was taken over, and he was turned into a shadow pokemon. Joined because stopping cipher is basically what he was sent here to do. Knows how, and will if necessary, to break the law.

Team Supernova(Sinnoh)

-Wildfire the Infernape-A rich kid who doesn't want the cushy, princessy life her parents want for her. Instead, she wants to be a champion. They didn't support her but she went behind their backs anyway to start her team and by the time they noticed it was too late to stop her.

-Rosa the Roserade-A timid girl who likes to dance, which she incorporates in her battle style. Despite her shyness, when dancing she shows none of her usual shyness. Her favorite is salsa dancing. Wildfire insisted that she should join in order to get some confidence.

-Tsunami the Gyarados-A girl who washed up on the beach with no memory, besides the name 'Karpy'. Despite her brain-scrambling, she's very bubbly and upbeat. Joined both because it sounded fun and in hopes of finding out who she was. Wildfire insisted on giving her a cooler nickname.

-Ares the Gallade-Pefers helping his grandpa with berry farming to fighting, but joined due to his little sister's insistence. Loves making poffins which he shares with his friends. Wields dual scythes. Has an older male cousin in another region. Fights with his sis a lot. Like....a lot.

-Athena the Gardevoir-A wannabe contest star who wants to be famous. Joined in hopes of building her fan base. Tends to go overboard with accessories. Has an older male cousin in another region. Fights with her bro a lot. Like....a lot.

-Frostbite the Weavile-A thief who picks on unsuspecting trainers in the snow. Originally tried to steal from the team, but was beaten, very quickly, by Wildfire. Afterward, in exchange for letting him go free, he will guide them through the tundra. He did, fearing her wrath, but decided to stick around. Occasionally, he pickpockets others, mostly his teammates as a joke.

Team Veritas(Unova pt.1)

-Flare the Emboar-A silent guy who lived/worked for Prof. Juniper, sending the money back to his mom and brother in aspertia. Started a team at her request. Doesn't talk much, but cares deeply about his friends.

-Cascade the Sismetoad-A mix master whose talent isn't appreciated in his calm small town of nacrene. Goes by the name DJ Cascade. Joined in order to have his talent recognized and getting new sounds for his mixes. When the beat drops the earth quakes. Literally.

-Minerva the Leavany-A fighter/seamstress who wields scissor blades. Assisted the team in getting the dragon skull back from plasma, and decide to stick around. Is done with Lucifer's bullshit and has threatened to stab him. Enjoys making clothes for her teammates.

-Lucifer the Gothetelle-A pokemon musical star who loves the attention. Secretly hates his life and wants to leave. Joined in the team in order to do this. Is quite spoiled and has never done anything physical in his life. It may take him a while getting used to roughing it in the wilderness...

-Siegfried the Haxorus-A crazed fighter who wants to be a great warrior like his ancestor, who he was named after. Basically forced himself on the team. Very violent with a huge sweet tooth. First wielded daggers, then dual swords, then finally a battle ax.

-Static the Gaventuala-A girl from chargestone cave who had her home disturbed by team plasma. Joined in hopes of driving them out, but liked them and decided to stay. Likes pulling pranks on others with her electric-charged silk.

Team Aequitas(Unova pt.2)

-Flame the Emboar-A happy upbeat guy for aspertia who wanted to start a team like his older brother. Has one braincell and it bounces are his head like a window's screen saver.

-Shocker the Ampharos-A upbeat outgoing country girl who joined as thanks for saving her sister from team plasma. Wields a lasso/whip. Has many siblings, including an older brother who's traveling. Tends to rag on said brother (as does the rest of the siblings...) Tries to get her best friend to be more outgoing

-Bubbles the Azumaril-A cousin of gym leader Marlon, she's a shy girl who loves to swim. Was forced to join after her best friend made her. Her family has a strange gene that suppresses their fairy type.

-Psy the Espeon-A new assistant to Fennel, who he has been assisting with her research. Was asked to join at her instance, saying it will benefit her research. A bit naive. Has a sweet tooth, especially for casteliacones.

-Shadow the Zoroark-A former team plasma member who looked up to N. Was asked to stay behind and help by him. Zook suggested he join and he did. Hates humans for some unknown reason. Generally an asshole.

-Sunny the Volcarona-A demigoddess who's the last heir of a line of sun god worshipers. Unlike her ancestors, she actually didn't close herself off from the outside world and mingled with 'commoners'. Joined in her quest to see more of the outside world.

Team Phoenix(Kalos)

-Wisp the Delfox-A flamboyant flirt who wants to become famous. Started a team in order to accomplish this. Flirts with man and woman alike. Wears clothes regardless of whether it's for a male or female. Dramatic as hell.

-Rafflesia the Venusaur+Mega-A Kanto native and friend of Jess and Comet. Came to Kalos to study under Prof. Sycamore. Joined at his request, giving him a bracelet with a megastone in it. Studies biology and nature in the quest of turning poisons into things like medicine. Wisp enjoys flirting with him, but it's unknown if he likes him or it's just his personality. He always gets flustered afterwards (but doesn't dislike it....)

-Chaos the Gallade-A chaotic fighter, who's the complete opposite of this twin sister. Joined because they wanted to be a fighter. Wields dual swords. Is very afraid of his sister. Has an older female cousin in another region.

-Serenity the Gardevoir+Mega-A serene fighter who loves furisode girl fashion. Joined to make sure her twin brother didn't hurt anyone, as only she can control him. Despite her sweet appearance, can be very scary at times. Has an older female cousin in another region.

-Cobalt the Lucario+Mega-Studies under the tower of mastery beside his sister Korrina. Despite being older, he had no interest in being the successor. Is blind, but uses his aura-seeing abilities to get around. Joined after the team beat his sister. Met his oldest friend after almost drowning.

-Ness the Lapras-A chill ocean man who occasionally rescues those who need it. Joins after an old friend (Cobalt) asked. Loves to sing, and has a very melodious voice. Owns a motorboat.

Team Moemoeā(Alola pt.1)

-Hellfire the Incinaroar-A fighter who wanted to take the trial challenge as a kid but didn't get to the chance to unfortunate circumstances. At the request of his longtime boyfriend and sister, he decided to do it now. Looks and acts scary, but is actually very nice. Will drop everything to help someone, especially children.

-Pancake the Snorlax-A happy go lucky boy who loves baked goods, especially malasadas. Has a high metabolism and eats a lot. Parents aren't the best and joined to hopefully get away from them. Sees Hellfire as a brother figure

-Riptide the Ash Greninja-A Kalos native ninja with a special power. Came to Alola to try and get a break but got into a fight with Hellfire and forced himself on the team in order to prove he was better. Eventually, they smoothed things over.

-Kailani the Alolan Raichu-A surfer girl who's very lax and just goes with the flow. Bumped into the team getting malasadas and decided joining a battle team sounded cool. Easily distracted by....well anything really.

-Mimi the Mimikyu-A girl who hates her appearance and hides it underneath her disguise. Tried to attack Kailani out of jealousy but was defeated. Hellfire asked her to join in hopes of getting her some confidence.

-Dragonfruit the Alolan Executor-A researcher blessed with rather big....coconuts. That and due to her blond (and green) hair people tend to not take her seriously. Accidently attacked Lillie after trying to defend the Sun Flute. Joined in order to make up for her mistake. Very anxious.

-Gizmo The Rotom (Pokedex)-A tech assistant for Prof.Kukui. Has existed since the dawn of electricity. Joined at the Prof's request to assist them. Functionally, they're an info guide/Pokedex. Can possess any device. Well-versed in pop culture. Can and will quote memes. Has a sibling.

Team Neo Moemoeā(Alolan pt.2)

-Valhalla the Incinaroar-A sassy girl who lives with her older brother and his boyfriend. Decided to start a team because she wanted to and to one-up him. Has a short fuse and a big temper.

-Jasper The Midday Lycanroc-Prof. Kukui's nephew, who makes jewelry out of rocks he collects, which he then sells. Joined at both his Uncle's request and in hopes of getting new materials. Has a lot of ear piercings, as well as a nose stud.

-Crimson The Zoroark-A cheery student at the trainer's school. Joined the team to get some experience. Has a twin brother, as well as older brothers but as far as she knows they're dead.

-Sparky The Vikavolt-An inventor whose creations often spark, and blow up in his face (hence the name). Joined to hopefully get better at inventing. So far he has yet to build anything that hasn't blown up.

-Lotus The (Totem) Lurantis-A former trial captain who wanted to relax and enjoy their retirement...Expect he was hounded by Valhalla to join and did to shut her up. Wields dual scythes. Fights with Winter. The others say they need to kiss and make up (they do)

-Winter The Aloan Ninetails-A pretty boy with money to burn. Joined for the fame he wanted to get. Has poor circulation and is always cold, thus wears lots of layers despite alola's climate. Fights with Lotus. The others say they need to kiss and make up (they do)

-Malware the Rotom (Pokedex)-A tech assistant for Prof.Kukui. Has existed since the dawn of electricity. Joined at the Prof's request to assist them. Functionally, they're an info guide/Pokedex. Can possess any device. Well-versed in pop culture. Likes messing with tech. Has a sibling.

Team Caliburn(Galar)

-Blitz the Cinderace+Gigantamax-A mischievous guy who hated his small town and wants to GTFO. Started a team in order to hopefully, get some adventure in his life. Has beef with one dude who started a team after him just to spite him (Not Hop). Loves soccer(football), which he incorporates in his battle style

-Battery Acid the Amped Toxtricity+Gigantamax-A wannabe rockstar who's not appreciated in their small port town. Joins in order to build a fanbase. Plays really loudly, no matter how much it bothers anyone. Hates the rain (It ruins his hair)

-Caramel the Flapple+Gigantamax-A candy maker from Hulbury, who loves making sweets to share with people, especially kids. Joined in hopes of getting better ingredients for her candy. Surprisingly, unless it's sweet, she can't cook anything

-Dame the Sir Fetch-A knightly woman who fights for those who can't protect themselves. Doesn't do anything unless commanded. Is a surprisingly good cook, but tends to make things spicy.

-Stardust the Hatterene+Gigantamax-A witch who makes potions and hexes those who piss her off. Joined in order to get better ingredients.

-Missile the Dragpult-An ancient spirit from long ago. Was killed because they weren't strong enough to defend themselves. Joined to hopefully get stronger. It took the help of friends to get her strong but is now a force to be reckoned with,

Yes.

Whispering Illusion 1 was the Family Guy fanfic where Meg’s old friend, Matthew Ryder (Lily self-insert) dies and becomes her guardian angel—with the two somehow having an angel baby (Jaina). Whispering Illusion 2, later renamed Tale of the Valkyrie, was the sequel where some rogue angel death squad tried to conscript Matthew, and tldr - Jaina died and Meg ascended to godhood.

Doomsday Ascending is set thousands of years later, after Matthew made his own undead, angel death squad that genocide dying planets. Ascentia is one of his “Val’Kyr” and gets sent to genocide Equestria. She kills all of Ponyville and the seven except Twilight who somehow talks her down, then she resurrects everyone and leaves.

Then there’s Spiritus Kayyam where Ascentia comes back to stop a rogue valkyrie from killing everyone. Supposedly, this is when Ascentia and Twilight are supposed to get hitched, but Lily never finished it, so they’re just randomly married with a kid (Sunrise jumpscare) in her next fic.

The Siege of Canterlot was her next fic, where Equestria is invaded by some Caribou tribe and Ryder and the rest of the Val’Kyr come down to help. Lots of shit happens, but basically: Twilight abuses Ascentia, pacifism bad, Ascentia literally murders a fucking infant (Flurry Heart), and after Ryder wins the war and makes Luna queen — Luna goes aggro and kills Ryder (he gets better).