A TALE OF THOUSAND STARS (2021)

“If you must know, she is the one soul destined for my own, and we are going to be together forever,” he declared loftily.  “That’s weird,” Luke told him. “We’re thirteen.” 

Elliot was trying to teach himself trollish via a two-hundred-year-old book by a man who’d had a traumatic break-up with a troll. This meant a lot of commentary along the lines of “This is how trolls say I love you. FOOTNOTE: BUT THEY DON’T MEAN IT!”