#toothpaste-kun

It’s probably gonna be impossible for me to take him seriously now, not just because of the hair, but, well...the one meme. If you know, you know already and I apologize for that fact.

If you don’t, you don’t and I’m not going to subject you all to that. I might subject my readers to a lot of stuff, like:

- Wildly inconsistent upload and update schedules

- Gratuitous historical references of varying obscurity

- Horror (classic, psychological, sci-fi) crossovers of my favorite Nintendo villains ever crashing amateur hour on Fodlan and deciding to have some fun with its inhabitants, even the ones we know and love

- A shitpost (ahem) about the most loathsome degenerate in Fates becoming cellmates with probably the most loathsome fictional character period, with all the, er- implications behind that