#too lame

Bored so I decided to come up with some headcanons about Our dear Allen Walker. As a Dad (aww). Let’s get into it. Feel free to add or expand:

Becoming A “Father”

Would probably love having biological kids, but wouldn’t hesitate for even a second to adopt Good chance to be someone else’s Mana

HOw MAny!? 

Short boi wants a Big family. 

“Let’s have a whole football team”

“No”

Immediately overwhelmed with emotion 10000% of the time

Would want to be the Perfect™ Father

Would probably fall back onto things Mana had done for him

Or if he had/adopted children AFTER eventually finding out the Earl’s true Identity, he would default to “Mana” and feel some type of way about it

Tough love? I don’t know her

The “Mask of Mana” and all its issues would cause him to have a harder time emotionally connecting to any of his children. 

The result: he becomes dotting and spoils them any chance to make up for it

I’d like to have him live long enough to grow out of “Mana” and break the damn mask. Hoshino plz.

All children are spoiled to a certain degree.

Imagine if he had a girl for the first time

[plays 7 rings by Ariana Grande]

Overprotective of ALL of them

Want Allen to turn evil? Threaten his kids. 

You’d WISH you were dealing with “Black” Allen

100000000 ft away from the science section

50000000000 ft away from Innocence in light of Local Creep Apocryphos

Ain’t about to let them get wrapped up in no “Holy War” 

“Uncle Lavi is here!”

“I have literally never seen this man before”

Would’ve wanted to name one of them after Mana

Papers full of name ideas 

Marian Walker ?

FIRST WORDS

FIRST STEPS

FIRST BIRTHDAYS/HOLIDAYS

FIRST FUCKING SMILE! I’M-

Take all the crying that Allen’s done throughout the Manga and x100

Baby years = Favorite years

The emotional detachment issue would bite his ASS during the Teenage years (Should it not get resolved)

Working any job or Stay at home dad?

Him coming home to be greeted with hugs after a long day

But, Stay at home dad

BUT STAY AT HOME DAD, GuYS!

Friend : This valentine I'm gonna release a single.

Me : Wow! You gonna write a song?

Friend : Nope, I'm gonna find a boyfriend