Richie asks Eddie to take a little tape recorder with him when he goes on his many hikes so they can all three chill at dinner and listen to them just so Stan can try and point out the birds he hears. Richie doesn’t believe it for a second one day when Eddie claims he forgot to press record and that the tape is empty and tries to trash it but Richie gets it and they listen to Eddie screaming at a skunk that wouldn’t leave him alone for twenty minutes
AKDJFLKADSJFKLJDSF omg. omg i could so see this. omg. just. ahahaha.
“No no no! Don’t come- Fucking stop!” *the sound of him stumbling and muffled talking* “What- What-” *grunting as he tries to climb a tree* “I wonder if skunks can- Oh shit my phone! No! No hey! Don’t! Don’t take my phone!” *more grunting*
“You all are laughing! I was mugged by a skunk, and you all are laughing!” Eddie shouts as Richie and Stan lean on each other trying to keep each other up, both of them wiping tears from their eyes.
“You- You didn’t-” Richie wheezes.
“What do you think a skunk’s gonna do with a phone?” Stan asks.
😂😂😂














