#tonyofthetrees

AKDJFLKADSJFKLJDSF omg. omg i could so see this. omg. just. ahahaha.

“No no no! Don’t come- Fucking stop!” *the sound of him stumbling and muffled talking* “What- What-” *grunting as he tries to climb a tree* “I wonder if skunks can- Oh shit my phone! No! No hey! Don’t! Don’t take my phone!” *more grunting*

“You all are laughing! I was mugged by a skunk, and you all are laughing!” Eddie shouts as Richie and Stan lean on each other trying to keep each other up, both of them wiping tears from their eyes.

“You- You didn’t-” Richie wheezes.

“What do you think a skunk’s gonna do with a phone?” Stan asks.

Ok so not a call out post but hopefully this gets their art some more views. Because seriously, they just made me ship a ship I didn't even know existed.

Also they are super fucking nice and really cool so totally worth talking to.

Ok I'm done. ily dude 💜

The Silence of the Lambs: What was something that you used to be afraid of that you aren’t afraid of anymore?

Zombies. I used to hate all zombie movies, but now I’m like chill. I used to hate “Dawn of the Dead (2004)” but I recently rewatched it and was like ??? The real test would be to watch “28 Days Later” because hoo boy. The first time I watched that one, I was mildly buzzed and then had an energy drink, and like legit had a panic attack. Years later, there was a terrible thunderstorm and I was convinced Mailer (one of the zombies) was in the dark ready to eat me, lol.

Scream: Are you excited for the future? 

BUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH! No. 2020 has not been kind.

That being said, I’ve never really been excited for the future. I was one of those “didn’t expect to make it past 30,” gays and now I’m 32 and have no idea what I’m doing with my life. *nods*

Cloverfield: If you were in the zombie apocalypse/alien invasion, would you hide, and if so, where would you hide? What group of people would you want with you through this? 

Like, these are very different things imo, and it would depend on so many factors. But I would probably hide. For zombies, I’d probably hole up with other people and just like have a secure little space. The people I’d want would be the ones who like... Still have a heart? Still care?  But also at least one “asshole” who is willing to kill one of the infected members so no one as to suffer. 

For aliens? Um, are Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith available? Or Bill Pullman? I’d like to hide with one of them, lol. Otherwise, how? Where? Where hide? There’s no hiding, I feel like.

Zombies you can fortify against. Aliens have space ships; they can like destroy anything.

Psycho: What was your childhood like? 

Before like 8 ???????????? Between 8 and 12 ???? 13+ 💩

Like for real though. I was a Weird kid. There is so much to unpack, and I just cannot. Like I remember being poor enough that it was exciting to get new light bulbs in the bathroom, but I don’t ever remember being hungry? I was picked on a lot, because again, weird. Didn’t have a lot of friends till high school, but *shrug*

High school was it’s own Bag of Crap.

So much neglect and emotional abuse all through out it all. So. Not great lol.

Annabelle: What did you do for fun as a child?

I read and watched TV. Things that kept me quiet and kept my attention. I hated being outside because no friends and nothing to keep my mind occupied.