#tonna

They wanted to create the slimiest, most revolting creature to have ever cursed England with its existence, and they fucking ate, they created Tonna. She and her four decaying teeth look like they smell of bacterial vaginosis. I could cook a meal for a family of twenty with the oil on her skin - I wouldn’t because the meal would be a biological weapon, but I could. You can’t tell me that if Eivor hadn’t been chaperoned by Sigurd, she’d be physically gagging at her attempts to flirt and reaching for her axe to do the world a favour. “Lovely dove” christ love don’t talk about things that are airborne when you’re carrying enough diseases to give a mosquito a run for its money. She hasn’t washed her hands in a calendar year. Sell-sword but I’d fucking pay her to fall on one.

Tonna xSoma x Eivor x black!fem reader

Time travel au

"So we're going to set up a feast, as an way to make a alliances." Headgr nodded his head "Basically.". You been sitting here for 20 or more minutes while Tonna and Headgr bickered of subject then finally got to the point of this private meeting."We'll also invite Evior and Soma as an apology for your crude behavior." Tonna rolled her eyes and muttered "If I don't get my head chopped off first.". Headgr grabbed a dagger pointing it at the map "Then there's a better reason to why we need to fix our repetition before things get worse. And you..." He pointed the dagger at you "You will have to earn your keep Ms.(Y/N), you can't just continue eating our food without earning. And don't worry you will be paid too for your work.". You perked up at this news " When can I start!?" Tonna smiled a bit at your excitement "Looks like our Raven is a Hard worker and a excited one at that." After a while Tonna assorted that you could work with the livestock and the pantry. All you had to do was to make sure that the animals were taken care of and document the pantry stock, to make sure they had enough food for the winter. That was easy enough. You were sent to the stables and pantry/kitchen to be introduced to your environment and then instructed on what to do. Tonna and Headgr where left behind to work on the party plans.

After awhile Tonna and Headgr started to assign roles to the people and explained what the event was for "It's of the upmost importance that this peace offer feast go's smoothly!" Headgr made sure to make his point evident to everyone in the crowd. "And make sure you're on your best behaviors, and treat our guests well!". Tonna's voice bellowed across the field of people, and Headgr gave a impressed look at the usually humorous deger was capable of not cracking a joke for once. Everyone knew their place and started to work on the party. Later in the day people started to slow down and call it day and turned in for the night. This meant you too, but you didn't really know if you were still welcomed in Tonna's cabin. Just because she let you sleep in her home when you were passed out, doesn't mean she'll let you in now. Tonna spotted your upset face and gave you a hard pay on your back "What's wrong little Raven?" you were shocked at the sudden weight on your back, then turned away a little at the question. "Well I don't know where I'm going to sleep or stay, I can't just continue sleeping at your cabin." she gave you a small amused smile and laughed a bit "Well why not!? I quit enjoy your company and it's doesn't hurt that you are pretty and exotic." you flinched at the word 'exotic' , but other wise was excited at the fact you could stay at her place. "Really!?" Tonna couldn't help but to feel endeared by your glowing expression of excitement "Of course.". She lent out hand and guided you to her cabin.

esta mañana todavía no hay huellas de ir y venir... los tablones del puente con la escarcha de anoche

no diré yo que no turbe mis mientes... vista de flores que la añoranza acrecen de las cosas pasadas

como diciendo ¡sólo los que velaron me escucharán!... una única vez clama el cuco de madrugada

¿Y por qué chillan las cigarras? mas claro... el huero mundo conocen recién dejan sus livianas camisas

al unísono rechinan las cigarras dentro del eco fresco bajo los pinos del salto de la sierra

al anochecer prenden lumbre morosa ellas también... luciérnagas flechando sahúmos de mosquitos

Some doodles I made with some OCs of mine