#sfwthirsttrap

Effective immediately, Tommy Middleton (UAB Theatre alum, Class of ’20) is recognized as the founder, chief instigator, and occasional chaos coordinator of the Tommysphere.

As founder, Tommy will oversee verse expansions, maintain canon integrity (or break it stylishly), and lead the Loafers into a new era of SFW mature thirst traps and multi-verse absurdity.

Further announcements to follow. Haters and reactionaries, please ignore. 📡

✨ Quarter-Funded in 12 Hours ✨

The Tommysphere Kickstarter is already 25% funded and I am honestly floored. Thank you for backing, boosting, and believing in this weird little queer thirst trap multiverse. 🌀

This rose-gold beauty? That’s the Golden Thumbdrive — a one-of-one artifact add-on at the $1,000 tier. It comes engraved with a personal message from Tommy, plus a behind-the-scenes note. It’s extra, it’s shiny, it’s canon.

Every pledge, from $5 to the wild collector’s pieces, is what makes this project real. If you’ve ever wanted to be part of a queer indie cinematic universe that’s equal parts comedy, community, and kitsch… now’s the time. 💖

In a thirst-powered dimension of comedy… a new era begins. 📡

The Tommysphere - the canon cinematic universe of SFW “mature thirst traps” and chaotic queer comedy, created by very real and definitely not falsified UAB Theatre alum, Class of ’20, Tommy Middleton.

Launch day: to be announced… loudly. 🔊

⬇️ Enter the canon tommysphere.online