welp, I just watched the acecon panel and boy was that a Time
THREE CHAOTIC BISEXUALS ON A COUCH
Seb: at least Hemsworth wasn't in civil war because that guy shows up on set and you're just like, god, why do I even go to the gym. like, mental strength? I guess?
"He likes to be close... Yeah that movie we were talking about (being gay on screen again) could happen now!"
wow no jokes but Mackie did just stand up and slap his own thigh to illustrate how thick his thighs are, while shaking his ass in Seb’s face, and also leaned over and slapped Seb's thigh while being dismissive of Seb skipping leg day
this is REAL LIFE
"I had to turn a gallon of chocolate milk into chocolaccino, you know what I'm saying?"
“Tom Holland isn’t here because Marvel told us we had to stop being mean to him”
Tom??? Holland??? just hooked his thigh over Mackie’s?
Seb: sirens going off in his mind
Seb: yeah he was in a film called the seamen
Tom: *spits his water*
Seb: no the SEA MENÂ
Mackie: yeah yeah the semen I hear what you're saying
“So do you read your script all in one go or break it up?”
“Well I can’t read so I have Mackie do it for me”
“Was the arm comfortable?”Â
“Well YOU WOULD KNOW”
“I... don’t... what?”
“Yeah I don’t know WHERE I was going with that one”
Seb’s undereye circles have undereye circles and I don’t think he has known what’s going on on this couch for the last forty minutes
"Oh, you haven't seen spiderman homecoming? I haven't seen the falcon movie OH WAIT THERE ISNT ONE"
“Well I’m just saying there are no classic Tom Holland movies. What is it, the semen men?”Â
“you WISH you were in that movie”
Sebastian, gently dissociating onstage: I kind of stopped living twenty minutes ago
I’m not saying I want to write the fic where these three chaotic idiots get drunk and make out but I’m not not saying that
