#tom no

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[Video description: screen-recorded instagram video of an interview with Tom Hardy, during the Venom 3 press tour. He is asked what is his favorite way of getting someone to submit in Jiu Jitsu. His answer is, “uhhh *clears throat and coughs into hand* I like— I like to smother people.” Interviewer looks less comfortable, and says to the camera, “well there you have it.” Tom adds that it is not really a submission, but it’s still—it’s good. A win’s a win. Interviewer has his legs crossed, hands on knees, and says, “we’ll leave it there.” Tom says “you’re welcome”. End of description. ]

Screenshots of the quotes just for funsies:

Redd is a salty ex trying to ruin Nook’s future relationships.

Roy: what.. are you doing?

Tom: bleaching my hair

Bob: You're already blonde

Tom: making myself blonder

Jeff: but.. why??

Tom: no reason. Just. Blonder

Lucius: Just treat him like he's the only man in the world.

(later)