Deidara: Hey, so … this is awkward, but … Hidan. He wants me to ask you if … if you’d be interested in being with him one of these nights.
Tobi: Being with him? Like a sleepover?
Deidara, blushing: N-no. You know … being with him.
Tobi: Ooooh. Really?
Deidara: Yeah, hm. He thinks your body is pretty hot and he wants to … you know …
Tobi: Tell Hidan that Tobi said thanks, that’s a great compliment, but no.
Deidara: Why not, hm? I mean he’s not looking for a relationship, just … sex. It would probably be fun for you.
Tobi: I guess that’s fun for some people, but not Tobi. Tobi can’t do that with someone unless he has real feelings for them.
Deidara: Huh; never would have figured that about you, hm.
Tobi: Yeah. *going into Obito voice* Now if you were to ask me such a thing, I wouldn’t even hesitate.
Deidara:
Deidara: … what?
Tobi, still in Obito voice: Dei. Isn’t it far past the time we had this talk? You’re not a stupid man. We spend so much time together, I’ve given you numerous hints … you must know that I think a certain way about you?
Deidara: I … kinda thought you might, hm. But I kept thinking I was wrong.
Tobi: You’re not wrong. And now that we’ve cleared that up … may I take you on a date?
Deidara: A real date?
Tobi: Yes. A real date. And I know you’ve already seen me without it, but … I’ll keep my mask off the whole time. We can talk face to face and try to connect. What do you think?
Deidara: I think … Hidan is going to hate me, hm. But definitely yes. *leans over and hugs him* I can’t wait to get to know more about you!
Tobi: *smiling as he hugs him back* You sure, Deidara? There may be some stuff I tell you that you won’t like very much …
Deidara: I’m sure I can handle it, hm. So long as you don’t say something completely crazy, like … like … you being an Uchiha or something. God, wouldn’t that be wild?!
Deidara: Anyway I’m going to my room. Come see me in a bit, we can talk about that date, hm! *hugs him again and walks away*
Tobi:
Tobi: Well, shit … maybe I should give Hidan a chance after all …
