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• Captain James Hook • Pirate • Age Unknown • Michael Fassbender

And all the kids cried out, “please stop, you’re scaring me”...

James Hook, the feared captain of the daunting Jolly Roger, was once thought to be dead. It had been safe to assume so; he’d been swallowed whole by a crocodile. However, the man was not quite settled with dying, and three days later, in the belly of the beast, James clawed his way out, dragging the bloodied hide of the demon with him. 

The history of Hook and Pan is a long and violent one, starting from the first time the captain came to the Neverland. While Peter chooses to believe that the captain is only after him for taking his hand, the boy has taken much more from Hook than that. He is responsible for the death of Hook’s wife, and on a whim, Peter had convinced the pirate’s daughter to come be a lost boy. When confronted with the whereabouts of Hook’s daughter, Pan simply said ‘who?’, which has led James to the correct assumption that Peter had either killed, or banished her. 

While it seemed to many that he had given up his grudge upon falling to the beast, Hook’s bloodlust for the spritely boy who’s cost him everything dear in his life has been restored, and he runs his ship with as much venom as the days of old. Working under the infamous captain is not for the faint of heart.

Personality:

+ Charming, Dedicated, Strategic

- Stubborn, Manipulative, Vengeful

Buddy ‘Syndrome’ Pine | 22 |  Doctor | KJ Apa | The Incredibles 

Becoming one of the youngest college graduates turned Doctor, Buddy Pine, nicknamed Syndrome because he was able to diagnosis a patient almost instantly, found himself at the Clubhouse Asylum as one of the most renowned doctors in the world. The Clubhouse was his first job outside of his residency as an intern. A little nervous in his new job, Buddy hated to show it and instead buried it deep covered only by his feigned ego.

As a doctor, Buddy found himself very interested in what the patients would say. He was intrigued at every disorder he came across and loved trying to help or ‘fix’ the patients.  Although he wanted to see his patients get better, the ones who didn’t were just as interesting if not more.

• Peter Pan • Lost Boy • Age Unknown • Rudy Pankow

We are the reckless, we are the wild youth...

Although looked up to by his band of Lost Boys (he still calls them the Lost Boys, though a few girls have fallen under his command), Peter is not always one to be trusted. He’s apt to forget you if you’re not around constantly, and won’t apologize for any irresponsibility on his part. Life’s a game, and he’s always ready to play. While the once beloved Wendy lies somewhere in the recesses of his mind, Peter pretends he never knew her. Peter is so good at playing pretend, that one never knows what he thinks is a game, and what is real life. His crew doesn’t mind though; they have to not mind, or they might find themselves killed off, or worse, banished. 

The history of Pan and Hook is a long and violent one, starting from the first time the captain came to the Neverland. While Peter chooses to believe that the captain is only after him for taking his hand, the boy has taken much more from Hook than that. He is responsible for the death of Hook’s wife, and on a whim, Peter had convinced the pirate’s daughter to come be a lost boy. After banishing Birdie for growing too old, he forgot about her; just as he forgot about Mary Hook, the first person that had wanted to be a mother to him. 

He taunts the old codfish relentlessly, unwilling to admit that he ever did the man any wrong, believing he had every right to take his hand (while in reality, James had been giving him a lesson in swordsmanship at the time). Pan is free as a bird, although there is an ache inside of him, as though there is something much bigger that he is missing out on. While Peter is normally good natured, there is a darkness that lies behind his eyes. Cross him, and there’ll be hell to pay.

Personality:

+ Adventurous, Excitable, Friendly

- Careless, Selfish, Irrational

• Kristofer “Fitz” Fitzpatrick • Lost Boy • Age Unknown • Dane Dehaan

The blood that you spill will wash what you lack...

*trigger warning: this bio contains murder and violence

Kristofer Fitzpatrick was what most “experts” would call a “problem child”. He had been in and out of twelve homes while in the foster care system by the age of ten, and each one, within three months or so, would ask his social worker to take him away. It wasn’t without warrant; he was quite a vicious boy. It started with taking the heads off the dolls that belonged to the other children in the foster homes. Then a little hamster. Then a family cat. None of these could be traced back to Fitz, but he was removed from the homes one by one anyway. At the age of 15 the agency finally took action when an infant went missing from a house Fitz was staying in. Despite the baby being found, they sent Kristofer to a juvenile boy’s correction facility. One afternoon while walking around the outdoor gates to keep the boys from running away, Fitz found a break in the chain link fence. And he ran. He ran until he could hardly breathe, sick of being in the hands of adults who thought they had some sort of ownership over him. Peter found him and took him away to Neverland, away from the adults that were in control. Here he takes out most of his anger on the pirates, and only kills the animals for food, now. He is generally a sober personality, with bouts of rage, and times where he just screams into the wild; it’s always boiled down to the same unutterable question: why did they abandon me?

Personality:

+ Philosophical, Decisive Protective 

- Violent, Unstable, Morbid

• Samuel Bones • Pirate • Age Unknown • Joel Kinnaman

I’m a rambler, I’m a gambler, I’m a long way from home, and if you don’t like me, then leave me alone…

*trigger warning: this bio contains gang violence

Life before the Jolly Roger was wretched to Sam Bones. Growing up on the streets, he was picked on by just about everyone, and learned at a young age that anything he got in life, would be because he took it. As taught to him through experiences with drug lords and gang members, respect only came to those that people feared, and when he grew up, he was determined to be feared by all. One night, however, Sam picked a fight with the wrong guy; suddenly three men came to back up a member of the city’s most vicious gangs jumped him. He realized that if he was to be taken seriously, he needed someone in his corner. Funny, the things that come to you when you’re being beaten to a pulp in a puddle of your own blood. He thought for sure he was going to die, when a gunshot resounded, and pummeling stopped. James Hook saved him that day, pulled him from slums, and gave him a new life, and Sam vowed never to forget it.

Personality:

+ Loyal, Bold, Perceptive

- Brutal, Hostile, Unhinged

Roger Radcliffe | 28 | Doctor | Chris Pratt | 101 Dalmatians

Roger has always been a child at heart. He enjoys his practical jokes and can’t handle puns, which just so happen to be his favorite conversation starters. That’s actually how he met his wife--he literally ran into her at the park and they hit it off after he made a slew of puns regarding grocery produce. The two then realized they went to the same university and scheduled several study dates. They were married just after graduation

Gaston DuFuor | 28 | Narcissistic Personality Disorder | Luke Evans | Beauty & The Beast

Gaston DuFuor: the most incredible man in the world. As a french nobleman, honing in on American trade and game sale, Gaston was encouraged to travel at a consistent pace to continue growing his business and reputation. And while he did do a lot of legal trade, he also found himself dealing with the black market on several occasions. This illegal hunting, killing and trading became the backbone of his reputation--there wasn’t an animal this man couldn’t handle. 

Unfortunately for Gaston, this high reputation gave him an exceptionally large head. Gaston spends almost everyday expecting opportunities, favors and admiration to fall at his feet. With symptoms like these, he’s a perfect candidate for Narcissistic Personality Disorder.