#tlk shenanigans

It has been decided, after a conversation with @itbmojojoejo, that Uhtred's Dick of Death shall henceforth be referred to as The Todger of Termination.

Honorable mentions include:

Schlong of Suffering

Rigor of Mortis

Dong of Demise

Pecker of Passing

It has also been decided, by popular vote, that Uhtred's cursed cock is a three-part story, beginning with Brida (she cursed his cock).

Part One - The Tale of Uhtred: Brida's Sacred Snatch

Part Two - Uhtred and the Cursed Cunt

Part Three - Uhtred and His Todger of Termination

@synindoodles @transfinan - I was going to reblog this post but forgot I can't include a link in a reblog. Anyway...

I have a hard time taking Haesten seriously after watching this: