#tinyqueen

This sweet nugget will not be out tonight because I know dang well she’d rather be snuggled up at home under a blanket than dealing with folks in green celebrating to the max. I did take her to the dog park for a little bit tho so she could enjoy this beautiful day. There’s no open mic at @totallyawesomebarsavannah tonight (because this ain’t our first green rodeo) but we are starting karaoke early all weekend in honor of the festivities! I’ll be at TAB from 9-2am all weekend starting today to host karaoke in my favorite basement with my favorite leprechaun @wrathnasty. Be safe and have fun y’all, come sing with me tonight! <3 #nugget #mochabean #tinyqueen #chihuahua #dogsofinstagram #chihuahualife #dogpark #shenanigans #karaoke #danceparty #stpatricksday #celebration #sing (at Totally Awesome Bar) https://www.instagram.com/p/CbNYdAjA74G/?utm_medium=tumblr

Got Mocha a window cat bed and she was terrified of it for a few days but sometime has gone by and I am not disappointed. Took the Bean to perform at @newbrooklandtavern last night for @lennonratliff ‘s birthday bash and we had a great time. It was great to see my Columbia comedy friends and reaffirm that I have the most adorable bean alive. <3 #mochabean #tinyqueen #window #dreamer #catbed #fear #conquered #comedy #dog #columbiasc #newbrooklandtavern #comedyshow #happybirthday #bathroomselfie #renaissancewoman #catchmeifyoucan (at New Brookland Tavern) https://www.instagram.com/p/CbIfCWIOdcr/?utm_medium=tumblr

On today’s episode of what I ordered vs what I got: A Bed Fit for a Queen Bean. Anyway, I’ll be at @totallyawesomebarsavannah tonight hosting karaoke from 10-2. #bed #justtherightsize #chihuahua #mochabean #tinyqueen #dogsofinstagram #bedsofinstagram #whut #doggo #win #hugebed #tinydog #chihuahualife #royalty #dolittledoesalot #of #reordering (at Totally Awesome Bar) https://www.instagram.com/p/CZ2vgM3MdU2/?utm_medium=tumblr

The best part of quarantine has easily been sharing soups with my Mocha Bean. Please excuse my dirty floors, we haven’t cleaned ever. I’m back tonight bebe!! I’ll be at my beloved @totallyawesomebarsavannah for @savannahcomedyunderground ‘s Drunk Uncle Showcase and then I’ll be hosting my favorite Drunk Spelling Bee. Fun starts at 9 kids. Come laugh at me. #mochabean #tinyqueen #soup #sharing #tinydog #chihuahua #dogsofinstagram #doggo #monching #chihuahuasofinstagram #mosthostess #isback #comedy #comedyshow #drunkuncle #savannah #drunkspellingbee #quarantine #is #over (at Totally Awesome Bar) https://www.instagram.com/the_melanie/p/CY65wCygqcc/?utm_medium=tumblr

I’ve been running around all day finishing up Christmas tasks that I almost forgot, IT’S MOCHA’S BIRTHDAY! My Christmas Eve baby, light of my life. My favorite (don’t tell her that tho, her ego is bad enough) Words can’t express the joy and love this tiny creature has brought into my life. Here’s to another 7 years my Mocha Bean, my tiny queen, my beanie babe, my lil nugget. Thanks for always cleaning my plates and letting me know when the Mail has arrived. #mochabean #tinyqueen #happybirthday #christmaseve #baby #sevenyears #of #love #tinydog #chihuahua #dogsofinstagram #chihuahualife #dogsinclothes #bigthingscomeinsmallpackages #myheart #mylove #dolittledoesalot #of #photoshoots (at Savannah, Georgia) https://www.instagram.com/the_melanie/p/CX5DbfuMA9H/?utm_medium=tumblr

Happy National Dog Day to my sweet and silly lil Mocha Bean. She looks like a 5lb lil chihuahua, but she’s truly a G.O.A.T. I’m going to celebrate by not taking her comedy tonight, because while she loves people, she truly love just staying at home snuggled under blankies. I’ll be at @totallyawesomebarsavannah tonight hosting their comedy mic. Sign-up at 8:30. Show at 9:00. Karaoke right after. <3 #nationaldogday #dogsofinstagram #mocha #bean #tinyqueen #fivepounds #of #love #doggo #chihuahua #cutie #magic #pupper #comedy #dog (at Totally Awesome Bar) https://www.instagram.com/p/CTDgcK5M_Vh/?utm_medium=tumblr

It's Wednesday! This is quarantine, long distance #roryreport number three 😭 Here's what our #tinyqueen is into this week according to her mommy: Touching faces & pulling on hair of those within reach while we enjoy a bottle. Scratching on things, especially fabrics. And here's the biggie- we're almost turning over on our own! I know I'm connected to my warrior niece in a very special way. But these past three weeks feel like three months. My heart hurts and my head tells me she's going to forget who her Tia is.😔 Here are the pics: 1. I like this horsie. It looks like my big brother and is taking me to Disneyland. 2. Ducky. Can't eat Ducky. No me gusta. 3. But, I might be able to eat dis... 4. I hope nobody is looking. Cos I'm eating. 5. Long day. OxiEllie, take me away. Te quiero mucho mi munequita linda. #wednesdayroryreport #fuckquarantine #warriorspirit #mybeautifulniece #tianeedsahug #proudtia #mifamilia #imissyousguys #picoftheday #photooftheday #potd #LOVE (at Mi Familia Headquarters) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-wEUbFD6ww/?igshid=s512e689dvfu

#slay #tinyqueen #catwalkstrut #peacockblue #bohostyle #bohoforkids #jrfashionista #floridagirls #blondie #watchout #hereshecomes #sarinafayew (at LaBelle High School) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByOKQ7WhfIP/?igshid=xdjuikpguctz