#tiny skeppy

Just as there was chaos with the new family that moved into (and previously lived) in the white house that rested on the highest point in the neighborhood, there was chaos in the smaller red brick house that had multiple red vined plants growing along its surface. Outside of the house if someone walked past they could easily hear a multitude of colorful ‘curse words coming from the cracked kitchen window.

“Fiddlesticks, why can’t I get these silly things to turn out right?” Bad gave a low huff as he moved to lay his arms across the only bit of countertop that wasn’t covered in flour or the multitude of failed pies that were in various states of distress, which made his tail twitch about in anger,” I can make muffins and other treats just fine, but when it comes to trying to make my mom's famous pie….I just want to make a good impression to the neighbors that just moved in down the street.”

“ Why didn’t you just make some muffins then, that way you don't destroy the kitchen.” Badboyhalo turned to find his son Sapnap making his way up the stairs as he tied his signature headband across his forehead. Bad never understood why his son was so attached to the thing, but if he enjoyed it then so be it.

“Sappynap, didn’t I tell you we were going to meet the new neighbors once I got one of these pies made, where are you even going? Bad had turned to face his son at this point, hands resting on his hips and wearing the ‘ kiss the cook you muffin head apron that Sapnap got him for father's day a few years back. He absolutely loved the gift despite his son acting like he fully regretted buying it for him.

Sapnap raised a hand to hesitantly rub the back of his neck,” I’ll meet them later dad, George texted me that he found something cool he wanted to show me,” he ended his way to the door quickly before turning back to Bad,” plus I don't think you’ll have a pie to give the neighbors at this rate, bye dad love you!” He quickly ducked out the door as a glob of undercooked pie crust was lobed out the door after him.

Bad gave a low huff as his tail swished angrily behind him, he really wondered where his son managed to develop this attitude of his, he was such a sweet baby when he first found him. He did his best to raise him to be a well-mannered adult, but somewhere down the line-

“ Wow, the kitchen looks like a fucking war zone.”

That's where it came from, Bad turned with a scowl to see a tiny man that looked to have literally diamonds embedded into different parts of his skin, Skeppy the diamond golem. “ language, and I know it looks terrible, but I just want to make a pie for the new neighbors.” He just sighed as he bent over and laid his head on his crossed arms, closing his eyes as he tried to calm down and let the stress try to drain, maybe he should just make some muffins and give up on the pies altogether. He looked up when he heard a weird sound and found that Skeppy had climbed into one of the discarded pies and was eating the dark red filling while getting it equally all over himself, “ Skeppy, you're getting yourself into a mess.”

Skeppy could only laugh as he continued to eat the surprisingly delicious filling and not giving a single care on how his skin and clothing were being tinted red,” I don’t know why you think these pies are failures, they taste amazing, your just upset about the stupid crust not turning out pretty aren’t you?” The golem took another mouthful of the goopy filling, humming at the taste and leaning back into the still warm mixture,” didn’t anyone tell you that some of the shittest looking stuff taste the best,  just take one of the slightly burnt pies to the neighbor to enjoy, you'll be fine if it tastes half as good as this one.”

Bad hummed lowly as he watched the tiny lay back in the pie, even if he was being crude again, he wasn’t wrong with his advice. The demon leaned over to grab a spoon and stuck it in the pie filling next to the tiny, which made the smaller man grumble as the cold spoon nudged him, and slipped it into his mouth, and hummed. The pie filling was very good and a little burnt crust wasn’t going to subtract much from the taste, so the slightly burnt pie would be a good welcome to the neighborhood gift.

Bad was feeling pretty hungry after being in the kitchen so long, but knew better than to eat one of the rejected pies, and didn’t have the time to make something else. He did however have a temporary snack currently marinating in a ‘sweet sauce’. He slowly took his spoon and slid it under the still relaxing tiny, snickering as the other gave a low whine at being lifted,” geppy, did I ever tell you how good you look in red?”  The glowing white tongue slowly slid out of his mouth and licked at the dangling legs that hung off the edge of the spoon, revealing the blue skin formally hidden by the red filling. Bad couldn’t help but laugh at the legs gently kicking at his tongue, but made no move to stop him as he brought the spoon closer to his mouth to lick more at the hanging limbs.

Skeppy could only sigh as the warm tongue began to slowly lick the sticky pie filling off his skin, this didn’t bother him in the slightest though, he practically invited this to happen when he jumped into the pie in the first place. This wasn’t the first time he spent time in his demon's stomach, the glowing white organ made for a very comfortable place to sleep and rest after his adventures with Sapnap or other borrowers he met on his travels, so he never argued much when Bad got a craving.  “ I think you’ve told me that a few times, but it looks like you're licking it off me, and you're missing some spots.”

Bad felt himself blush slightly as he rolled his eyes and used his tongue tip to slap the tiny in the face, making the man sputter slightly as his flirting was cut off, before moving it to wrap around the tiny legs. The legs were quickly slid into his mouth as he lifted the spoon upwards to make an easy slope for Skeppy to slide down, opening his mouth wide and slid the rest of the tiny and metal spoon inside, humming loudly in bliss at the taste. He felt the tiny hands begin to rub at his pallet and turned the humming into a loud purr as he maneuvered his tongue to slide the borrower and last of the pie filling off the spoon and pulled the utensil out of his mouth with a mild pop sound, and set to licking off the last of the sweet syrup. Bad could begin to taste the savory flavor that normally seeped from Skeppy’s humanoid skin and the more earthy tones that came from the jeweled bits on his skin, it was always an interesting flavor combination that made his mouth water at the thought alone. He softly pressed the borrower up to his pallet and swallowed down the liquid, making a small vacuum and made Skeppy flail a bit in annoyance.

Skeppy cursed as he felt the entire mouth contract tightly around him and the loud booming gulp sucked away and a muffled ‘language’ rumbled from the abyss before him, but he only rolled his eyes and kicked gently at the massive white teeth around him,” just hurry up and eat me already Bad, you have a pie to delivery, I’ll give you some good belly rubs once we get back home.” The mouth around him paused for a moment as Bad thought over his wording, before it devolved to even louder purring as the tongue brushed against him fondly, turning his hair into a rumpled mess. He quickly moved his arms upwards as the mouth around him began to tilt, this always made things easier for him, and Bad when he did this, the first time when he was curled into a ball was an utter nightmare.

Bad couldn't stop his purring as he felt the warm lump slide towards his throat, taking the first gulp as the hips reached the back of his tongue, and took the second as he felt the tiny hands giving his tongue gentle scratches as they fully slid from his mouth. He let his hand rest on the warm, softly wriggling lump as it slowly disappeared past his collarbone, Skeppy knew that his wiggling felt good and did it in earnest every time he was swallowed. Bad gave a quick lick to his lips to remove any trace of pie filling as he slowly slid off his apron to lay it across the back of a chair, he would clean up the kitchen later after he dropped off the pie. He laid a hand over the warm lump that lightly pushed out his stomach and twitched his tail happily as he felt a few rough rubs,” Thanks for this Geppy, I’ll make you your favorite dinner tonight in thanks for this.” He purred as he gave the warm form one last rub before picking up the pie and heading for the door, ready to welcome the new neighbors into the area.

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Bad gave a gentle knock to the door, easily hearing the loud sounds of people running around the house from behind the wooden surface, but this only excited him in the chance it would mean more friends for his son. He brightened as the door opened slightly and a blond man with wings looked up at him with a friendly, if not a little wary smile. Bad didn’t take this personally as he knew how he looked, his skin was deep charcoal, had horns, with pure white eyes matching his halo, and standing at a massive height made him appear very intimidating. He just smiled and held out the pie in the offering,” Hello, my name is BadboyHalo, I just wanted to welcome you into the neighborhood since I live in the little red house down the hill.” The man seemed to relax and opened the door wider to gently take the pie from him, and it was only then that he noticed the forms looking at him from deeper in the house,” oh you have sons, that's wonderful, my boy Sapnap needs more friends!”

The blond man turned quickly and looked disapproving at them,” Boys, get over here and say hi, our neighbor was nice enough to bring us a pie.” The boys got closer which allowed Bad to get a better look at them, the blond looked to be the youngest and had bright blue eyes that clearly said he was ready to cause mischief, the other two looked similar in age but still vastly different in appearances. The most human-looking one was a brunette with reddish-brown eyes slightly hidden behind his glasses and the other had pink hair and fully red eyes to go along with his boar-like features. The boys all looked at him with varying levels of apprehension, but the pinkette was doing a good job of hiding his emotions, but Bad could easily see his fear.

What really surprised Bad was the two borrowers that were also with the sons,” oh thank goodness you like Borrowers too, Skeppy will be happy to hear about that.” The borrower in question rubbed at the walls around him and it took everything in Bad’s power not to purr, but he ignored it as he continued to chat with the newly named Phil and all of his sons, borrowers included, and was happy to learn about the family. It was nearly dark before Bad took notice of the time and moved to leave, giving pleasantries once more, mildly chiding Tommy on his habit of cursing before walking out the door. He hoped Sapnap would be home by this point and he could tell him the good news.

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Phil was all smiles as he closed the door after their new neighbor made his way out,” well, despite how scary he looked, he wasn’t a really bad fellow,” He turned and gently slapped the back of the giant form of Tommy,” and he was right about your swearing.”

Tommy frowned,” oi, it's part of my brand, and who would guess that a fucking demon wouldn’t like swear words”. He turned to look at Techno would a confused expression, during their time talking with the demon, the piglin hybrid had taken both of the borrowers and sat as far as he politely could from their house guest,” and what was with you Techno, you're not scared of anybody, you're scared of Bad?”

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