ocd and internalized homophobia really just creat a whole new monster sometimes

maybe we could be in a toxic yuri situationship together…

you smoke weed and all the sudden your life is the intro to a 2000s rom com opening montage staring anne hathaway or reese witherspoon or emma stone or someone similar set to a 80s or 90s song

i hate when a really good song becomes famous off of one line

your partner drives me nuts and flirts with me too much. i don’t know why it doesn’t bother me when *you* make a dirty joke to me, but when they do it i feel grossed out. maybe its cus they’re so much older? either way, i miss hanging out with you and not you-and-them.

everytime i go to a musical theater show i get so mad at you because i know that’s something i would love to do, but you took that opportunity away from me. or when i watch high school movies. or hear stories from my friends. i think im always mad at you, actually. i only just remember when i see something your decision took from me.

so ocd that specific areas of my apartment are “contaminated” but so adhd that i can’t remember which ones

i will never win so why should i play?