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Tags: fluff, Kinda OOC Iâm sorryđ, use of Y/N, fem!reader, reader is also homeschooled cuz idk how else to do it.., reader and Johnny are like 16-17 but itâs the 2000s and also not mentioned, mentions of the other jackasses and of the jackass show in general, Johnny still does the show, I know the timelines are so wrong forgive međ
Summary: reader may be homeschooled and locked away in her room because her parents but that doesnât mean Johnny canât entertain her still
Remember: as always! none of this is made by Al!! I'm not good at writing and also not the best at grammar but that doesn't mean I use ai!!! Also none of my fics are ever proofreadđ
Note: Johnny Knoxville đ¤¤đ¤¤
you are sitting at your bedroom window, your bedroom being on the second floor then the rest of the house. Youâve been stuck in your room for weeks now, busy with school or doing chores around the house. It wasnât easy nor fun being homeschooled because your parents are so strict with you. whenever you look out your window at night, you always end up seeing this boy.. the boy that is the talk of the town; Johnny Knoxville, or some people call him, PJ.
It was a normal and boring night as it usually always was,, you are sitting at your window while looking outside it like a princess trapped in her tower, silently hoping you see that cute boy, Johnny, just wanting to see his face once to make your night better before going to bed
And with just enough luck, you then suddenly see Johnny park his truck on the sidewalk, getting out of it and lighting a cigarette, but as he does, he looks up and unexpectedly notices you, tilting his head slightly as he does so, giving a cocky smile while doing so as well, giving a gentle wave while he has the cigarette in his mouth.
You practically scream, squealing quietly as you quickly move away from the window, covering your face as you feel it begin to heat up and become flushed bright pink, but thankfully, you get yourself to calm down a bit and very slowly look back out the window at Johnny, seeing his playful smile while he holds the cigarette between his lips, still looking up at you.
You eventually wave back very shy and hesitantly, trying to hold back and hide your giddy smile as your heart basically beats out of your chest, all of your emotions exploding inside you while you try to process the fact that he waved at you, let alone even acknowledged you in the first place , not being able to believe it one bit.. I mean, how COULD you believe that the hottest guy ever is looking at you while youâre trapped in your room like a cat stuck inside?? you just canât wrap your head around it!
As you both look at one another for a quiet moment longer, you unexpectedly see him chuckle a little before slowly walking over to your bedroom window, taking his time as he takes another drag from his cigarette, still holding that charming smile on his face as well; the smile that could make you pass out if he wasnât careful
âHey there, princessâ you hear as you snap out out of your own fantasies in your brain, your cheeks getting more red as you look down at him from your bedroom window, your eyes widening slightly while your brain begins to finally process this all, and as it does, it feels like your stomach and head is spinning from excitement, staying quiet for a second or two as you stare at him starstruck
âhi⌠â is all you managed to stutter out, the smile creeping up onto your lips as you let out a very giddy giggle, not being able to hold it back as you quickly look away from him and hold your hand over your mouth, clearly embarrassed with the giggles that keep sneaking out your lips.
âYouâre shy, I see⌠Iâm Johnny. Whatâs your name, doll?â He asks gently with a hint of southern tang to his voice, looking up at you from below your window, still taking a drag of his cigarette every few minutes while standing there comfortably
âI..Iâm uhâŚIâm Y/N.. and I know you are Johnny.. Iâve uh heard about you aroundâ you tell him, trying to not sound so nervous and stop stuttering but you donât do a very good job, just sounding more shy.. but that doesnât mean he doesnât find it absolutely adorable, looking up at you while you talk, a sweet and soft expression on his face while doing so, clearly enjoying just hearing you talk to him.
âOh? Well, I hope all the things you have heard are good. Wouldnât want the princess to think Iâm evilâ he teases slightly with a low chuckle, putting a hand on his hip before taking another hit of his cigarette, blowing it away from you before he looks back up at you.
You quickly shake you head at his words, âno, no! Nothing bad!!.. uhm, actually kinda cool stuff⌠from what I have heard, you do a lot of.. dumb and dangerous stuff?â You explain and soon ask for confirmation, tilting your head a little like a dog as you look down at him, your eyes soft and practically hearts as you look at him,
Johnny nods with a bit of proudness, smirking as he hears you say âcool stuffâ, even though itâs definitely more stupid then cool, âyup. A bunch of dangerous and cool thingsâ he confirms, ignoring the part where you said âdumb stuffâ, âhave you seen any of it? Me and my friends have a whole show with us doing stuff like that!â He brags, waving his hand a bit as he talked, a very proud and kinda cocky tone of voice, loving the attention from you so far.
You shake your head at his question tho, âno, i havenât.. some of my friends have tho..â you shrug your shoulders a bit before blurting out âwell, my friend.. not friends⌠I only have one, hehâ you admitted a bit shamefully, not even thinking about telling him that when it came out of your mouth, knowing that being homeschooled makes you less likely to have friends and definitely more of a loser then anyone else in this stupid town
âBut uhm, maybe I can go watch you guys some time.. I think my parents will be ok with it⌠maybeâ you say, mostly thinking out loud to yourself though because you knew your parents were very strict and even just the thought of letting you hang around a bunch of dumb guys all day was enough to send them overboard! But it was worth a shot.. right?
Johnny smiles up at you, happy to hear that you would want to hang out with him and his friends
âReally? You wanna hang out with me and the idiots? Ha! Well, we are filming some stuff tomorrow near that lake downtown⌠come find us, alright?â He told you with a proud but genuine smile on his face, and you happily nod at his words, just silently hoping your parents will agree to let you go out for the day
Once you nod, be gives a nod back before beginning to walk back off to his truck, but while doing so he says âsee ya later, doll. Donât stay up too lateâ he tells you in that beautiful voice of his, the voice that leaves you hearing angels, and you canât help but giggle giddily as you wave bye to him, a smile on your face as you soon close your window and blinds, crawling into bed with one more happy giggle before you fully drift off to sleep, hugging your very worn out and old stuffed animal.
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Youâre sitting at your dining room table, eating breakfast while your mom cleans the counters and all you can think about is how you are gonna ask her to let you go hang out with those guys⌠you obviously canât tell her that they are all guys, she would think you are trying to bang them all!! Which⌠she isnât wrong.. but you only wanna bang one.. not allllll of em⌠but still!! How are you gonna tell her?
âY/n? You ok?.. you look like your dazing off into the voidâ your mother asks you calmly, putting the dirty paper towel in the trash as she turns to you, crossing her arms while she waits for you to answer, and thankfully you quickly snap out of it, looking back at her with a nervous smile before suddenly blurting out âmom, can I go hang out with a couple of friends later down by the lake!â You quickly say, turning your head away from her and squeezing your eyes tightly, scared of what she might say
⌠âsure. Just donât do any drugs or drink any alcohol.. and be home at a reasonable hourâ is all she says in a rather calm and .. casual tone of voice? WHAT!? Did she really just say you could go?? This has to be dream!!
âReally? Wai-wait really!? Oh my god, thank you mom!! Thank you, thank you, thank youuuu!! Iâm gonna go now, ok? Iâll be back home later! Love you!!â You quickly announced in a very excited tone of voice, practically jumping out of your chair as you frantically put your plate in the sink and hug your mother goodbye, thankfully already dressed for the day.
Your mom nods with a smile and a chuckle, not knowing whatâs so exciting about going out but is just happy that you are happy, âlove you too, honâ she answered before going back to cleaning
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You didnât have a bike.. or a car.. so your only option was to walk to the lake, thankfully it wasnât too far from your house but it wasnât the most coolest day out so you ended up taking a couple things of clothing off (your jacket and over pants), now just leaving you in a tank top, jean shorts and your shoes (not including your bra and underwear, obviously), and after a bit you finally got to the lake.
You stand ontop of the hill that leads to the water and as you look over, you see Johnny and his friends.. but you donât really remember any of their names so you just silently hope that Johnny will introduced you. You walk down, being careful as to not fall as you make it down the hill, walking up to Johnny a bit nervously, still kinda shocked that you are even this close to him,
âY/n!! You made it!â Johnny suddenly announced as he quickly hugged you, lifting you up a bit out of habit as he did so, and you couldnât help the fact your face turned a flush color of red as you giggled when he finally put you down, soon leading you to his friends, âok y/n, this is the gang! gang, this is y/n!!â He says putting his arm out as if heâs showing off a piece of art in a museum, a big smile on his face.
Almost immediately, the boys start to introduce themselves to you, all going one by one like little kids introducing themselves to the class, and of course, the one that immediately tries to flirt with you is Steve-O
âHeyyyy, Johnny has told us about youuu.. I didnât imagine you were this pretty tho, hehâ Steve-O says in that smoker voice of his, and you canât help but laugh and shake your head in amusement, but before you could say anything back to him, Johnny tackles steveo, both of them falling to the ground as they wrestle-not in a âI HATE YOUâ way but more in a playful and funny way-and of course, the guys all start to cheer and shout, hyping them both up as they get all dirty in the dirt and you canât help but look at them all, smiling to yourself as you think silently..
âI think Iâm gonna like theses guys..â you think to yourself before you soon start to join the boys, cheering and laughing as the others begin to join in on the wrestling
a big dog pile of idiots.. idiots that you will soon all call your bestfriends.. and hopefully call Johnny your boyfriend!
i cannot stress enough how special youtuber funkyfrogbait is to me. do you know what it's like to be homeschooled? if you weren't homeschooled, you can't know. it's not even the substandard education, not even the complete lack of it in most families, it's the isolation. it's day by day seeing no one but siblings and parents. being stuck with nowhere to go and seeing no one. there was a time in like 5th grade where I didn't even leave my home property (playing outside is not leaving the house) for a y e a r. an entire year, seeing the same four people, staying in the same house with the same yard, going nowhere. it's like being in prison, and you're forced to perform and labor against your will and with no or insulting payment, only you don't get to see a wide variety of prison guards and inmates.
I'm not kidding. 12 whole months, I went nowhere. I was stuck. by the time I finished high school, I was barely socialized. and I was lucky, I got to be dual enrolled at a community College, where like 99% of my world assumptions were disproved by other adult students who had been socialized completely doing completely normal things. I have done incredibly embarrassing things as a young adult that haunt me to this day bc I didn't know better.
homeschooling works in certain situations. like when a child is disabled and traditional schools can't accommodate. or if a child is bullied badly. those are a good reason to homeschool. it's not a popular reason to homeschool. most people are homeschooled bc their parents were extreme right wing nut bags, people who preferred tyranny and facism over any other parenting style. it's done to hide abuse. to enforce extreme religion.
I know other people who were homeschooled, but funkyfrogbait is the only influencer I've heard of that was homeschooled. they know what I've been through. they meet my needs for shutting down stupidity and child abuse (yeah homeschooling is a kind of abuse depending on the parent). you just don't get it unless you were homeschooled. you have an idea of it, but i doubt you understand. it's nice to have someone with a large following to represent what I went through. maybe more of you will start to understand.
I feel like a lot of homeschool discourse is just the âbad applesâ debate, like yeah I get that some homeschooling can be good for some people in some situations, (even if I personally believe those circumstances are niche) I just canât bring myself to care about the âgood onesâ when the system not only allows for neglect and isolation to occur at the rate it does with little to no consequences for the parents, but often makes the neglect easier to hide, or enables it to happen in the first place.
hey. uh. this is an embarrassing post for me to have to make but as someone trying to develop literally any sense of discipline: are there any homeschoolers out there who have literally any semblance of what to do in the face of severe educational neglect and how to come back from that? im about to have to take the GED and go to college and everything and im blindingly scared for my life LOL. any... like... any advice at all? is there literally ANYTHING meaningful i can do that will help me to not. ruin my life further. because it sure feels like it's about to really go down the drain even more than it already is
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