#timisarock3r

ok, so a long time ago, maybe 2014, i used to fucks with this dude named Puerto Rico. i think his real name was James but he called himself Puerto Rico (like to the point where it was his text message signature). anyway, we weren’t anything serious. we just hung out, held hands, and fucked a lot. he caught feelings, i wasn’t really interested cuz he was like 25 living with his mom, sister, sisters husband and two lil cousins with no job, car or working phone (this nigga needed wifi to use it 💀). i wasn’t about that life. so i kinda moved on, not really giving a fuck but I’m not gonna lie, the sex was bomb af. i did miss that

a year or so goes by and i haven’t really talked to this dude in minute but i get Facebook message from him. he all like “how you doing, i miss you, i wanna see you, i got into a really bad car accident and I’m in the hospital, can you come visit”. I’m like i guess. so i head the hospital. i didn’t know this niggas actual name besides Puerto Rico so the front desk lady is like 😐 but had the number. i go to the room and when i tell you this dude was fxcked up! he had both his legs casted up, both his arms were broken, neck brace, could only move a little bit, it was sad af. I’m laughing my ass off cuz I’m like how tf are you alive???

after talking for a bit he tells me that he was driving around with his boyfriend and they hit some old folks on the highway going like 90 and flipped and flew all over the street but they both survived. he tells me his boyfriend is at a separate hospital, just woke from a coma and has amnesia. I’m like 😫. so I’m like well what you gonna do cuz on Facebook y'all supposedly husbands and shit. he was like, i don’t want to be with him no more. i wanna help him recover but the doctors don’t know if he gonna get his memory back. so I’m like, damn that’s cold. anyway, i suck his dick in the hospital bed then i leave.

a couple months later, he hits me up again but this time on jackd (its a hook up app, kinda like grindr) and is like what’s good. I’m like so nigga is all better now. that’s what’s up. my first question like you wanna fuck and he like yeah so I’m like cool. next thing i know some other dude start blowing my phone up with some “leave my man alone” type shit and I’m like 😂. turns out it was PR’s boyfriend who got into that car accident with him. so I’m like “yo man came to me, so be mad at him” he was like “he wont be hitting you up no more”. i get blocked by his boyfriend on jackd and Facebook and all those back and forth messages from his boyfriend are gone and I’m mad cuz i aint screen shot em.