i really loved the short story of isekai reader patching up Twilight using modern medical methods aka stiches. Could we have more of that? Maybe isekai reader teaching them some more things like maybe the reason Sky gets so winded when he runs is because he might have asthma.
Absolutely! I love giving these boys a much-needed break! You mentioned Sky, but I've also seen people head-canon that Four has migraines and I wanted to be nice to him seeing as SOME PEOPLE have been STABBING HIM recently. (I know one Tylenol probably wouldn't stop a migraine, but he's 1. never had medicine like that before and 2. really short, so it would probably be ok dosage-wise.) Time is here because OLD.
LU x Modern! Medic! Reader
Four
âOw,â Four winced, touching the side of his head.
âYou ok?â you turn as you walk, shifting the bag on your back as you do.
âFine,â he mumbles. âJust a headache.â
âOk, give me a sec,â you take your arms out of the straps of your bag, swing it around to the front of your body, then put the backpack back on backwards so you can dig through it.
âI donât need a potion,â Four says quickly. âHonestly, it wouldnât even help. Itâs just a headache.â
âFour, if youâre complaining about a headache, itâs serious,â you continue digging through your bag, remembering the various injuries heâd taken without so much as a wince. You guess black smiths were just built different. âIâve got some Tylenol. One pill and some water and you should feel right as rain.â
âA potion wouldnât help,â Four says again. âItâs not an injury.â
âGood thing this isnât a potion, then,â you take out the small white bottle, then proceed to struggle with the child-proof cap.Â
âIâve seen you give that to some of the others,â he points at the bottle. âThey eat it and then they feel better. Potion. Maybe not liquid, but still.â
âIt doesnât actually heal anything,â you explain, grunting as you try to open the cap. âThe thing causing the headache will still be there. It just blocks the pain.â
âHow would there be no pain if the injury is still there?â Four raises an eyebrow.
âItâs like⊠how do I explain this,â you muse. âSo, your nerves send signals to the brain. Think of them like little mail men, taking messages from where the pain is to you. This blocks those signals. The mailmen are still there with their letters, but now the letters canât get to where theyâre going, so no pain.â
âSo Iâm full of tiny little mailmen,â Four smirks.
âSure,â you laugh, then finally pop the cap off the bottle and shake a single pill out of the container. You hold it out to Four. He takes it, looks it over, then pops it into his mouth.
âWhaâ!?â you sputter, your hand still reaching for your water bottle. âDid you just dry swallow it?â
âYes?â Four winces at the after taste. âWhy? Was that wrong?â
âI mean, no, itâs fine,â you close your bag, still bewildered. âItâs demented, but you wonât, like, die.â
âWho are you calling demented?â He grins.
âYou just took a pill without water!â you cry. âWho does that!?â
Time
Time was old. Mentally, yes, he was probably like 60 or something as far as you or anyone else could figure, but physically as well. Most of the other heroes were in their twenties or younger. Time was in his thirties, and with the added stress of hero work he might as well have been forty.
He had old injuries that still ached, and the past strain on his body had definitely sped up how quickly he developed arthritis. You noticed the way he would massage his hands occasionally. Or wince when he woke up. It was your job to notice these things after all.Â
Unfortunately, heroes were stubborn and selfless. Most attempts to help them were met with âIâve had worseâ or âso-and-so needs it more.â And from what you could tell, Time had never been âmotheredâ in the traditional sense, making it all the more unlikely he would accept anything you had to offer. He thought your help was necessary for the others, not him. It was noble. And incredibly stupid.
You had to find alternative ways to help him.
âTea?â you hold up a mug to him as he passes where youâre sitting, your own cup held loosely in your other hand.
âThatâs not suspicious at all,â Time frowns at the mug.
âWhatâs suspicious about tea?â you take a sip from your mug.
âYeah, old man, when has tea ever gone wrong?â Wild, currently also enjoying a cup of tea next to you, smiles.Â
âTea isnât suspicious,â Legend nods, clutching his own mug close to his chest.
âNot at all,â you agree, nodding in a totally not suspicious way.
âThen why are the two people youâre always after about pain management the only ones drinking it?â Time points at Wild, who often got whole-body aches that he liked to try to ignore, then at Legend, who, like Time, had arthritis in his hands, but was more willing to take medicine for it.
âMaybe theyâre the only two who happened to walk past,â you take another long sip from your cup.
âWhatâs in the tea?â Time sighs.
âUhhh, itâs green tea, so Camellia leaves,â your arm is starting to get tired from holding the extra mug out to him. âAnd some honey.â
Time raises an eyebrow. He didnât remember having honey in the camp supplies.
âWe just got it. Wild shield-surfed face-first into a hive,â you explain. The Link in question gives you a thumbs up when you glare at him.
âSo this tea is just to use up the honey?â Time takes the mug carefully.
âCanât really store it all. Our jars are for fairies or potions,â Legend shrugs.
âI kept one jar,â Wild smiles.
âFine,â Time takes a drink. Success!
âOh! And I added some turmeric and ginger,â you admit, looking away from him as you do. You glance at your surroundings in a nonchalant manner. âThey have anti-inflammatory properties. Figured you could use it.â
âI knew it,â Time narrows his eyes (eye), but takes another drink of tea. âYou were trying to medicate me.â
âIs it helping?â you ask. He flexes his hand, thinking.
â...Yes,â he finally admits, shoulders slouching in defeat.
Sky
âThatâs not what happened!â Sky scowls. He had been recounting his attempt to catch the apparently portal-using mail man when a few of the others had begun teasing him about his inability to run.
âThatâs totally what happened,â Legend smirks.
âSounds like asthma,â you shrug, turning away from the conversation to inspect Twilightâs side. Apparently there was some evil magic that you couldnât see infecting the wound, and while you were no mage, you were a medic, and infection of any kind, magic or otherwise, was unacceptable.
âAsthmaâŠ?â Nine heads tilt inquisitively sideways, various looks of confusion on their faces.
âDo you guys not know what asthma is?â Now itâs your turn to be confused.
The blank looks you get back speak for themselves.
âOkay,â you pinch the bridge of your nose, trying to think. âAthma is like⊠your throat gets tight and it gets really hard to breathe. Sometimes it feels like someone is sitting on your chest, making it really hard to get air in.â
âOh, yeah, thatâs pretty accurate,â Sky smiles.
âHow do you not know what asthma is? If you have asthma you should have an inhaler.â You stand up, forgetting Twilightâs magic wound for a moment, and start rummaging through your bag. There wasnât really a way to treat inflammation like that with the herbs you had available, but you had to have something.
âI thought it was just because I grew up in Skyloft,â Sky shrugs. âThe air down here is just different.â
âThatâs not how altitude changes work. The air up there is thinner, meaning Skyloftians should have an easier time breathing near the surface,â you say exasperatedly.
âOh,â Sky blushes.
âSo itâs an illness?â Warriors glances at Sky and takes a not-so-subtle step away.
âNo, itâs genetic. You canât âcatchâ it, if thatâs what youâre afraid of,â you roll your eyes. A few of the boys snicker at Warsâ look of relief.
âBut is there a cure?â Sky sounds hopeful. âYou said something about me needing to have something.â
âAn inhaler. Not a cure, just a way to treat the symptoms,â you give up digging through your bag. âItâs medicine that you breathe in. And I have no way of making it here. If we ever go to my era Iâm breaking into a pharmacy and getting you one.â
âSurely there must be something you can do without traveling to your era,â Time says.
âNot really,â you grimace. âWe can limit triggers. If you didnât have issues on Skyloft your asthma might be triggered by humidity? Or pollen? But it sounds like itâs triggered by exercise, which⊠well, you might have chosen the wrong profession.â
âYou could say that again,â Legend snorts.
âWell, not much to be done,â Sky hums. âIâve been alright up until now. I should be fine.â
âIâm still swiping you an inhaler if we wind up in my era,â you mutter, adding it to your growing list of things to either buy or steal from a modern pharmacy (some of the meds these boys needed were prescription, which you wouldnât really be able to get otherwise).
Bonus: [Name]'s Shopping List - Inhaler - Compression Socks & Gloves - Knee Braces, Elbow Braces - Pain Meds - A therapist















