@redrke said : Â Â Â Â " cardi b once said ' broke bitches don't deserve no pussy ' & i live by that. "
what a terrible time for dick to take a sip of his coffee , thinking himself safe on a very normal phone call with tim - oh , how wrong he was . the liquid in his mouth immediately sprays out of his mouth , decorating the clean shirt he had just put on after his shower , and his pants , and the coffee table . he doesn't even have the opportunity to respond to tim's frankly unhinged statement , as he's too busy wheezing and gasping for breath .
" tim , timmy , oh my god - " he frantically places his mug on the coffee table and collapses onto his side in a fit of laughter . " timmy , i'm broken . "
