TikTok bios:
Alas, I’m afflicted with “awesomeness.” And there’s no curing it.
At least three people on TikTok wants to stab me, and I consider that a win.
Attention: I need your attention!
Behind most of us on TikTok, there’s someone rolling their eyes.
Can’t seem to remember who I stole this bio from or for what reason.
Clever, funny, and silly—straight up class act!
Clowns ain’t got nothing on me. I should run for office in the future!
Don’t look now, but your cat is judging you.












