#tiktoklink

GAH you have sirius on one side and james on the other, both taking turns whispering the filthiest shit in you ears and eventually the speeding beeps of the heart monitor make remus look up from where he's sitting against the wall and he's like "what are you idiots up to?"

and when they explain he stares at you for a second before he stands up and walks to the bed, pressing a chaste kiss to your lips and holding your chin, "you being a good girl, love?"

remus would look at you with the grumpiest sleepy face and literally stare at you with a stern look on his face until you crumble and crawl back into his arms, he huffs and tightens his hold on you like you might escape during the night. "that's what I thought, pretty. now stay still."

sirius would also be grumpy and look at you like you're batshit, probably wrestles you onto the bed and puts his whole body weight on you so you can't get up. "little brat, m'just tryna sleep." definitely spanks your ass for being such a nuisance </3

plz he just notices you getting frustrated and rubbing at your lower back so he walks up behind you and reaches around to grab at your belly, "rem, what are you—"

he shushes you, "relax. promise it'll feel good, love."

plsssss he has your little baby standing on his thighs and they're pulling at his hair and slapping at his cheeks, giggling every time they say mama and sirius scowls "say dada, da-da."

"love," he sighs, but still he moves to let you get comfortable on his lap. he looks at your satisfied face and shakes his head. "I was working, y'know?"

"I jus' wanna watch, remmy." you grin, pecking his lips before pressing your steaming mug of tea to his lips.

he huffs but sips carefully at the drink. even he can't hide his smile when you kiss his lips dry. "y'gonna be good while I do this?"

"always am, aren't i?" you ask innocently, giggling michesviously when he scoffs and leans back on his chair, the piano long forgotten.

he looks up when he hears sirius snort, and then he spots you with the little wooden pieces in your hand. when you feel the weight of their eyes you look up startled, and your heats cheek in embarrassement at being caught, nervous giggle on your lips. remus bites back a smile while sirius laughs, "having fun, pup?"