Beanstalk

TikTok bios:

Alas, I’m afflicted with “awesomeness.” And there’s no curing it.

At least three people on TikTok wants to stab me, and I consider that a win.

Attention: I need your attention!

Behind most of us on TikTok, there’s someone rolling their eyes.

Can’t seem to remember who I stole this bio from or for what reason.

Clever, funny, and silly—straight up class act!

Clowns ain’t got nothing on me. I should run for office in the future!

Don’t look now, but your cat is judging you.