Aug 21, 2024
I told my girlfriend I would do sex work if I was more attractive. She said she thought I was attractive enough. I guess that makes her my Only Fan.
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I told my girlfriend I would do sex work if I was more attractive. She said she thought I was attractive enough. I guess that makes her my Only Fan.
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Scene from my life:
(After some fun banter that I donāt remember)
Spouse: thank you for entertaining me so šš
Me: Like I said, Iām at least as funny as Sarah Silverman
S: Iām sorry I donāt entertain you as much
M (laughing): you just need a little more trauma
S: traumaā½
M: yeah weāll go back in time and give you a little more trauma
S: worst use of a time machine
M: it really is!! If I were going to go back in time to make you funnier, I could just give you jokes! āHere kid, thisāll kill in 2025ā
S: that would be great
M: itās like Agnes Nutter, but useless. Will I tell you what stocks to invest in? No! But hereās a tight 5
S: but I could get a career out of a tight 5
M: Iām not sure 5 minutes will get you a career
S: thatās what I hearā¦
and scene
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