Can anyone pronounce bouillabaisse while drunk? I can’t even spell it while sober
Big brains! Brain city, whales!
This is my favorite lullaby 😍🥰😴 “Go to sleep and dream of pain / Doom and darkness, blood and brains / Sleep so sweet, my darling boy / You will rule, when Earth’s destroyed.”
What makes a mammal? It’s not mating on land. Pretty sure. Never seen a whale mate on land. Something to do with the young? They- I mean WE definitely don’t have pouches!
Someone told me that gorillas make nests, but that's for the birds
I think the whole banishing Adam and Eve thing was a bit of an overreaction, to be honest. I mean, first offense and everything. I can't see what's so bad about knowing the difference between good and evil, anyway. Not very subtle though. Fruit tree in the middle of a garden, with a 'don't touch' sign. I mean, why not put it on top of a high mountain or on the moon? Seems like a set up.
Did I ever tell you about the time my friend almost got beheaded over some crepes and brioche??
If demons rebelled from god and that's why they fell, why would they cooperate with fulfilling a Great Plan or any plan created by god?? Where's the rebellion? What did we -I mean, *they* go through all this for?
Do you think a bird could fly a spaceship? Would it be bird shaped?🤔
Why did someone call my friend my “situationship”? He’s just an angel I know
Ohhhh so if humans want to make a deal with Satan, they go to hell but if god wants to, it's just fine. And they can kill Job’s family and ruin his life? “No worries! It was for a bet!”
What are they putting in bananas these days?
For the sake of argument, let’s say god *did* put dinosaur bones in the ground as a joke. What’s the punchline? Like, explain the funny part to me, god. And don’t say it’s ineffable!
hey chat, how do you tell if your not-a-friend wants to kiss?
Dolphins! That's my point.
Inspired by @girlmikewheeler’s tag on this post: #oh crowley absolutely would be a tumblr celebrity
Most are basically lines/ideas from the show or book and the rebellion and Job ones are ideas I most recently saw in Danny Motta’s reaction videos