@ticklefightharry Happy Australian birthday Jes!!!!!!!!!!! It's not your birthday yet but its your birthday for ME! I'm in celebrate-Jes mode! I think you're such an incredible person, you're so thoughtful and kind and CLEVER and funny and considerate! You put so much into everything you do, its so beautiful, i hope the people around you know how lucky they are to be in your physical orbit. I feel very grateful to be in your virtual orbit and see you journey through life. I'm quite cranky i wasn't here sooner!! The world would be immeasurably better if more people projected the energy you project. Thank you for being such an amazing presence to me and to many other people on here that i know feel the same way. And for all the fandom wealth you’ve shared, this is such a rich little community and so so much of it comes from you. I really love being your friend, i always feel like i can’t wield words well when i’m trying to express my gratitude for friendship! I really love being your friend!
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Ever since I've stumbled upon ticklefightharry's slothrry tag I've been in love with the idea of Sloth Harry. So here's a post of things Sloth Harry would most definitely do: -drape himself across Niall's torso and pretend to be Niall's guitar -pretend to be Liam's chain -pretend to be one of Freddie's toys -model Gucci's new line of sloth clothing -Another Sloth Magazine Cover
ubekendt replied to your post: [[MOR] So it’s like a fucking weight has been...
I think you’re right about this fandom being really intense. I’ve been around the block a couple of times with fandoms and even if there has been a lot of excitement in other fandoms especially building up to a release/premiere/big game, nothing has ever been as intense as the 1D fanbase (from my perspective at least) and it can be quite scary and intimidating and I do sometimes get the feeling that I’m too old for this fandom because I just can’t relate to all of that
You have no idea how nice and important it is for me to hear that. I think one of the aspects of this fandom I’ve got the most trouble with is the... performative aspect of it? Like, Niall puts out a song, you’re SUPPOSED to be freaking out about it. It’s expected. Your dash goes up in flames, and if you don’t feel like joining it, suddenly it’s like you’re at a party, standing in a corner looking at books on the shelf while everyone else is having fun. So you end up either forcing yourself to act all thrilled, or grumbling to yourself about kids these days and how you don’t need anyone to have fun.
That’s the part I think gets to me the most. That’s why I end up blacklisting ten words in one go, or making counter-posts about how not-thrilled I am, just because I still want to participate, but i can’t make myself fake enthusiasm. I don’t know. I love everyone on my dash, I love seeing them happily freaking out, I’m not saying I want them to go away. But clearly I need to find ways to cope with this without turning into an old grumpy grandma. :p
@ticklefightharry replied to your post “Hahahha especially knowing his ex, he knows she’s gonna he lightly...”
ooh what was the quote about age ranges?
this one! he threw out the idea of the album being “22/23 year old Adult Niall writing about 18 year old niall” a few times before that, so it could have be an extension of those same generalizations, but it also seems like it could have been him delving a bit more into the specifics than anything else he’d really said on the topic 🤷
since I am reading them, might as well share. star by the faves.
je ne veux pas travailler
Arthur figures if Eames just finally gets what he wants--Arthur's undivided attention--he'll get bored and go away. He's proven spectacularly wrong.
Lines That We'll Draw
There are two boxes full of letters in Eames's desk drawer. The ones he receives from Arthur, and the ones he wishes he could send in reply.
below the belt
Eames vanishes for two months then comes back with a thick, unkempt beard on his face. Arthur doesn't approve. At first.
The Waking Years ★
After the Fischer inception, Eames goes back to work as an extractor, and Arthur joins his team. Due to circumstances involving a guy who may or may not be from Greenland, pop astrology, someone's broken limb, hormones, and convenience, they end up learning that love is what starts down below (and makes its way up your spine).
Seven Come Eleven
“I bet,” Eames continued speculatively, “you wouldn’t be able to keep quiet while I fucked you. In fact, I’m certain you wouldn’t be able to shut up.”
Arthur narrowed his eyes, looking mutinous. “I’ll take that bet.”
Concerto for Two Violins in G Minor
Italy, 1703. Arthur is an orphan with a hidden talent for the violin who is sent from his quiet but dull life in a small monastery to study music in Venice. A story about missing violins, lost ducal heirs, mysterious masked men, gondola chases, falling in love with your concert master, music, and finding your place in the world. (A love song to Vivaldi's Ring of Mystery.)
A Life You Haven't Started Yet ★!
It's not that Arthur doesn't enjoy his boring job (because he does), and it's not that Arthur doesn't have hobbies (because he does), and it's not that Arthur doesn't experience a surprising number of romantic prospects cropping up (because he does); it's just that he's not happy for no reason, and he can't stop texting his tailor.
Brotherly Loathing ★!
Arthur has his life all planned out and he's steadily achieving each of his dreams. He has a good job at one of the best architecture firms in the area right out of college and the hottest, suavest, if slightly repressed, boyfriend he could have ever asked for. So what if his best friend hates his boyfriend and won't tell him why? So what if his boyfriend's twin brother is built like a brick house and hilarious and charming to boot? And so what if his boyfriend is so deep in the closet he couldn't find his way out with a flashlight? Arthur is positive he's on the right path until he realizes he doesn't have a clue.
Simple Math
"So," Eames says slowly, leaning back against the school wall as he idly taps his cigarette. "We've got a problem here."
or, The Fake Boyfriend High School AU
Happy Ending
Eames's speciality is coaxing unhappy people to find happiness. And Arthur, he's pretty sure, is very unhappy.
Let Not My Love Be Called Idolatry
A high school AU wherein Eames is a shy sweet nervous drama geek and Arthur is the confident popular gorgeous student council president; and lo, there is much pining and awkwardness and, eventually, kissing.
Cosmic Sandwich
A compound accidentally gets Arthur really, really, really high, and he's hilarious.
A Little Foolishness and a Lot of Curiosity ★
Eames has got Arthur all wrong, but he's too busy trying to hit that to notice.
Lions and Tigers ★!
What were you like as a kid?” Eames asks him.
“Quiet,” Arthur says. “I lived in my head a lot. You?”
“I did too,” Eames replies. “Only I was never quiet about it.”
A story about growing up, sort of.
High Hopes ★
Arthur at seventeen is not the same as Arthur at twenty-nine; Eames is one of the few people to have met Arthur at both ages. Some days, Arthur thinks that if he could go back in time and smack some sense into his teenage self, he would.
A story about lust, love, and the years between.
A Fake Handshake Don't Make No Man ★
Spaghetti's straight until you heat it up. Or, how Arthur learned not to use pasta as a pickup line and Eames learned to enjoy long walks on the Kinsey scale.
What's a Little Contract Hit Between Friends?
Arthur (accidentally) puts out a hit on Eames.
Show Me the Way Home ★
In which Arthur develops a relationship with Eames' sofa and eventually with Eames himself.
Antimony ★
Dreamshare goes legal, Arthur goes corporate, Eames goes and (against his better judgement) falls in love.
An Ever-Fixed Mark ★
Eames is a barista at the student-run coffee shop. Arthur can’t have caffeine.
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I hope Harry corners Niall in the dressing room and invades his personal space and pretends like they haven't spent the last year and a half communicating solely via email.
