[previously]
Amber: Lucius, where are your clothes?
James: Who the fuck is this guy?
Lucius: Sorry, but youĀ summoned me. I was innocently minding my own business, getting ready to take a dip in my pool, when you started shouting about wanting to see my body.
James: Amber, do you know this asshole?
Amber: Weāve met a few times, but weāre certainly not friends. Heās been charged with watching me while Iām in the human world. So far, weāve yet to have a pleasant conversation.
Lucius: I can go, if you lot canāt keep it civil.
Amber: No! Please, we need your help. Just... put some pants on or something.
Lucius: There. Is this better? Youāre such a prude.
Amber: I am not!
Lucius: Either youāre a prude, or you wanted me to get dressed because you were distracted by my--what did you call it? Ah, yes, my gloriousĀ body.
Amber: Enough! My roommate has been kidnapped by the fey and taken to their realm. Can you help me get there so I can rescue her?
Lucius: What do you care? Sheās just a human. They all have such short lives, havenāt they?
Amber: Thereās no such thing as justĀ a human. Theyāre as worthy as anybody else. In fact, the majority of them have been kinder to me than anybody in the magic realm. And Cora is completely innocent. Sheās a good person, and sheās been a good friend to me.
Lucius: [sighs] I had no idea you were going to be this much work.Ā Alright, then, Iāll take you to the fey realm. But first weāll have to erase the memories of Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumbass over there.
