...I'm terribly sorry about the whole "figurine heist" situation. You were right to be wary about it, and I forced you into it.
...Jacob didn't actually taxidermy you, right? Please tell me he didn't.
When I'm right, I'm right, Igma!
That being said- ehm. I don't blame you or- no hard feelings or nothing. I can handle a few tussles is what I'm saying!
I am a- eh- sturdy guy! You can still count on me for your... Outings. And such. Lab partner.
All I know is that everything went black, and I am sure he killed me because when I woke up he had a perfect set of all my chitin and I was still wearing mine. So unless he has some sort of cloning machine, he must have harvested my body parts like some sort of opportunistic freak.
And who knows! Maybe he kept some other parts too! Lucky for me, the flesh bits rot when I regenerate so HA! Last laugh!
I have put him on my list of people to visit when I finally go to hell.
