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Would you still be my lab partner if I was a worm?
Would I still...? Right, right... It's one of those modern philosophical questions...
I have good history with worms! A gardeners best friend, really. They clean up, provide nutrients and tend to the soil. If you were a worm, my dirt would be in good hands! Or- good mouth.
So yes, naturally I would still be your lab partner. I- ehrm. Would try to get you back to normal again, though. Hope you would not mind me... Editing a few strands of DNA. Fair warning though. It comes with side effects. Age and grouchiness. And that's the truth! Not my fault I turned out this way. Hehe...! Eh.. .... Where is this coming from? I don't mean to pry, but... Is this a "I need space"-moment or a-? The opposite of that..? I could keep you company if you- you know. If you want that- or something.
