#thronesposting

stop posting butch and femme george rr martin

it's genuinely so sad that i'll never be a gay prince having my forbidden lover tell me I'd make a great king before going down on me

you’ve been a prisoner of war since you were ten years old but the prodigal son is finally returning and this time you have a battle plan. you’ve been to war. you’re the trueborn son of a lord and your only living sibling is your older sister (notably a woman), so there’s no threat to your succession. basically? you have this lord of the seven kingdoms shit in the bag. there’s a red comet in the sky and that comet is YOU, baby! got your nice doublet on and everything. everything’s coming up theon everything’s coming up greyjoy this time for me. Unfortunately your dad is immediately pissed at you he says theon you look gay as fuck. theon i bet that necklace wasn’t even looted. theon did NED STARK turn you GAY during your CAREFREE YEARS LIVING IT UP AS A CHILD PRISONER OF WAR. Like omg i JUST got here. and to make matters worse while you were away everybody became a feminist so you aren’t even heir to pyke anymore you’re just somebody’s flop gay son. you’re just somebody’s flop gay son on a rock in the ocean foreverrr

why do we bash "kingslayer" jaime lannister for the regicide but we never question if the mad king had bad vibes? Or if he was just unpleasant to be around

i am still reading a game of thrones, and my mother (who has not read the books, but has seen the show) keeps saying ominous things about tyrion, so the day may come when i regret this post but as it stands currently i am at brunch with tyrion lannister actively enabling him. he tells me about a situation where he is clearly in the wrong and i say no and you know what your actual problem is. you know what your actual fucking issue is tyrion its that youre too real. you are too real and they want to kill you about it. because society—because SOCIETY isn’t ready and im NOT afraid to say that. like just the way i see it it’s like—well first of all you are better than everyone. yeah. yeah. nobody knows dragon facts like you is the thing and i think they fear that. by the way i know you paid last time but my family isnt doing great under feudalism so do you think you can—like just for today swear i’ll pay you back its just like you know. thank you for real. and tyrions internally monologuing like okay hes obviously trying to get something out of me. but what. and im internally monologuing like if im able to successfully activate tyrion lannister’s class guilt i can get free brunch for probably the rest of my life. which due to the circumstances of westeros will not be much longer if the seven will it.

ned’s king’s landing chapters are so funny it’s like they dropped aragorn into real housewives. varys littlefinger and cersei are perpetually cunting circles around this man leaving him gobsmacked bewildered and lost like it has NEVER been more dire for lord eddard stark