Something Seams Off || Irene and Kaden
TIMING: Current LOCATION: Sew La Ti Do PARTIES: @threadofheart and @chasseurdeloup SUMMARY: Kaden goes to Irene to repair his jacket and they have a snicker-snacker of a time. CONTENT WARNINGS: None
Kaden ran his hands along the leather jacket as he watched the signs of the stores along the street. He didnât want to miss the repair shop. Clothing wasnât usually precious to him. It couldnât be, not as a hunter. Sure, he had to scrounge and save for new clothing back in the day, but any shirt or pants could get destroyed in the wrong monster fight. The best thing to do was usually patch it best as he could for as long as he could before tossing it aside for something else decent. But the leather jacket in his grip was different. This was a gift. Kaden had precious few gifts in his life that he held onto, at least not prior to coming to White Crest. Either way, if anything was worth taking care of, it was the jacket Blanche had given him. To the point he was careful not to wear it on hunts, at least not often. Sometimes it was hard to avoid. Still, he couldn't figure out where some of the holes in the piece were coming from. It didnât make sense. Definitely beyond his skills to repair. Time to try a professional for once. He gulped before swinging the door open. He had to remember whatever the price, he was fine, he could afford it. Old habits were hard to break. âHello?â he called out. âUh, got a jacket that needs fixing. This is the place, right?â
After the online interaction with the owner of the leather shop, Irene was quick to research some tips on how to better mend leatherwork. Since it wasnât her typical area of expertise, she wanted to improve on it in the event she had customers seeking that specific service. Scattered across her table were scrap pieces of leather she had practiced her stitching. Several of her poor needles already set aside and bent at odd angles. Just then, the jingle of the door chimes caused her to look up at the customer entering her shop. With a warm smile, she got up from her table and walked over to the counter. âWelcome, Iâm Irene, and youâre in the right place. What sort of fixing does this jacket need?â she asked, her hands gently patting on the counter indicating for him to set down the piece. Upon brief examination, it certainly appeared to be well-worn, well-appreciated.
âHi, nice to meet you,â Kaden said, awkwardly and a little stilted as he walked towards the counter. He had no idea what the protocol was in this whole exchange, it wasnât like heâd ever done it before. Thankfully she took the lead and indicated where to place the jacket so after giving her a slightly startled look, he did just that. Right. Made sense, she had to look at it after all. âUh, there are some holes in it. Weird spots. I donât think I made them.â Then again, he got so many injuries and brushed up against so many various fangs, claws, and pincers it was hard to keep track of the damage after a while. âNot that I-- I mean, I work in animal control. With the WCPD. Uh, Officer Langley.â Which probably didn't matter. Why the fuck was he introducing himself? And why was he nervous about a damn jacket repair? âYou probably didnât need to know that or care. Just, yeah. Weird holes. Does it⊠You think you can fix this? Not to-- I just donât know what can and canât be saved. Usually donât try.â
Ireneâs expert hands were quick to search typical areas where jackets typically formed holes. The seams didnât seem to be split but with some of the holes, she likely would have to reline a couple of spots so that any fixing wouldnât look like a patch job. Her eyes narrowed as she continued to study the jacket. âOverall, this looks like itâs in good condition, but the holes are⊠a little strange,â she noted aloud. âLike you said, definitely in some strange places. If this were a weather or cotton piece, Iâd say maybe moths or something, but Iâm a bit at a loss as to the cause.â Straightening up, she let out a small sigh and another smile. After all, her job wasnât to determine what caused this but rather how she would fix it. âWell, Officer Langley, this probably will take me about a week. I think I have similar thread and fabric to fix this up, though once Iâm done, itâll look brand new.â It was clear this jacket meant a lot to him; the stress emanating from him was hitting Irene like a wall of bricks, so she hoped her words could offer some relief. âAnd I could offer you a rough estimate as well if youâre interested.â
Kaden rubbed the back of his neck as he watched the woman work through what was going on with his jacket. Putain, he wasnât normally this nervous about simple human interactions. Something about it being new, unknown, it left him unsure. âYeah I didnât think moths would go for leather, but a brow--â Merde. He caught himself before he started talking about fae and monsters. Barely. âI mean, yeah probably not moths.â He felt his stupid heart pounding in his chest over a stupid conversation with a seamstress. The fuck was wrong with him? Maybe he shouldnât quit hunting. He clearly couldnât handle normalcy. âA week? Is that-- I mean, sounds good. Iâm not sure how long this would normally take. Iâve never had anything repaired before. I normally just throw away things once they get damaged but I guess if I did that you wouldnât have any business so anyway this is, uh, new. For me.â He was certain she could tell without him saying shit. Her next assurance had him even more wide eyed. Shit, was he really that obvious? He didnât think he looked poor. He didnât right? Fuck, maybe he did. âA rough estimate? Oh. Yeah. Thatâd be good. To know. If you--â His brow furrowed as he cut his sentence short once more. This time it wasnât just him not knowing how to speak like a normal person. Something was moving. His brows knit together as he looked closer at the jacket. âYouâre notâŠâ His eyes darted back up to her. Her hands were in fact not underneath the jacket. And yet it was wiggling. âThatâs not you moving it, is it?â
Irene could feel the intensity of his emotions grow despite her telling him that the jacket could be fixed. Was something else worrying him? In the past, she had worked with clients who held incredible sentimental value to their clothing articles. Perhaps this was one of those instances. With a warm smile, she looked across the counter at the man. âThis jacket must mean a lot to you if youâre bringing this in for extra care. I assure you that your jacket is in great hands with me, officer. Youâre doing great,â she added lightly with a small chuckle. Grabbing a notepad and a pen, she scribbled a few quick notes about the current condition of the leather jacket and the exact fixes the officer was requesting. That helped her approximate the cost. Just as she was about to write out an estimate, his question caught her by surprise. âHm? N-no, what do you mean?â she asked, her eyes instantly darting to the jacket to see brief movement. Shoot, did her shop have mice or rodents? âOh goodness!â Without thinking, she lifted the jacket up, expecting to find some sort of critter there only to spot something⊠not quite exactly that or anything she had seen before. âWhat--â she jumped back in surprise, her eyes wide after she immediately dropped the jacket back down.
Kaden nodded a little along with her words. âI mean, sure it, uh, I like it and all. But itâs not that important.â Putain, why did he say that? What if that meant she was less careful with it now that she thought he didnât care? âNot that-- I mean. Yes. Thank you.â Fuck, what if she was fae? And he just thanked her. And why did she have to reassure him that he was doing fine with a basic social interaction. Sadly, his ineptitude wasnât the biggest disaster in the room. When she moved the jacket, out hopped a small rodent looking creature. Only it wasnât a mouse or rat, no no. That was a snicker-snacker. No missing it. âPutain,â he grumbled to himself. âNo wonder there were holes.â Out of instinct, Kaden reached for his knife in his back pocket, but his hand hovered and hesitated. Just long enough for the supernatural rodent to scutter off. Shit. But he couldnât just stab the snicker-snacker right in front of her in her shop. He wasnât the most experienced with social norms, but he was pretty fucking sure destroying shops with knives was frowned upon. He twisted and turned looking to see if he could find the creature. âMust have been in the jacket. Not sure how I missed that.â Had to have crawled in one night when he was hunting. At least he hoped that was the case. If he had an infestation in his apartment, well, he didnât want to think about the destruction waiting for him at home. âDid you see where it-- there!â he shouted as he leapt towards a corner of the store, diving onto the floor, trying to clasp the rodent with his bare hands. It skittered just out of reach, running to the other side. Shit. He had to get it or else it could be bad news for her shop. It had definitely gone to the left. Only, when he glanced to the right, he saw it there, too. No, not the original one. There were two. âUh. Think youâve got a problem here,â he told her, trying to pick himself up off the floor.
If the rodent-looking creature scared Irene, the man pulling out a knife immediately caused the seamstress to shriek out of surprise and fear. But her attention was quickly drawn back to the thing that jumped off her counter and was not running around her shop. With wide eyes, she pulled her gaze back to the man as she tried to process just what had happened. Irene wasnât normally one for any sort of judgment, but yes, how had this man conveniently not realize that something like that was burrowing his jacket? Before she could even respond, Irene toward the floor as the creature skittered across her feet to the manâs left. Another yelp escaped her lips as she jumped back in surprise. It was one thing for rodents to be scampering around, but she will not have them messing up her shop. Trying to think quickly, Irene grabbed a broom from the corner and glanced to the right and saw⊠another one. Confusion etched across her face. âOh noâŠâ she muttered quietly as she slowly raised her broom. Was this her weapon now or a poor decision of a shield? Who knew. âWhat are those?â she asked in a soft voice, hoping not to startle these creatures with any sudden noise.
This was a problem. One snicker-snacker was bad news. Two were exponentially worse. And for all they knew, there were more than even that. Kaden started to listen and look for any more signs of them, trying to keep his steps quiet as he ducked down to look at any and every corner. âSnicker--â He paused before finishing his answer. Saying âsnicker-snackersâ was going to make him sound like he was out of his mind, wasnât it? And it wasnât exactly keeping the supernatural a secret at that point either. Putain. âUh, rodents. Mutated mice. I think.â That worked, right? âTheyâll eat through just about anything so be careful.â This whole shop would be in bad shape if an infestation broke out. All the clothes and fabric would never last. He glanced over to see how she was holding up. Broom wasnât a bad idea on her part. Shit, if only he had his work kit. No nets or cages on him now, unfortunately. âGot anything to trap them with? A basket. A bowl. Anything?â He saw a jar full of pins. This was a terrible idea. âPutain,â he grumbled to himself as he dumped the pins as carefully as he could manage onto the table he picked the jar up off of. âSorry about that. I, uh, I mean looks like itâll work.â He caught a blur of motion out of the corner of his eyes and leapt towards it, jar in hand. âSweep it towards me! Corner itâ
Irene watched the man move around expertly ready to attack. She clutched the broom tighter against her chest as her heart pounded loudly in her ears. âSnicker? Like--what, like the candy?â she asked incredulously. Her brow knitted tightly as she tried to keep an eye on even just one of these creatures. âMutated mice. Wonderful. Thank you evolution,â she muttered under her breath as she took slow, quiet steps through her shop. Rodents werenât something she was scared of; hell, sheâd seen her fair share of very brave rats in New York. This? This should be a piece of cake, though she had no idea what sort of advantages these mutations gave these rodents. Her eyes quickly scanned the room in response to his request. âUh⊠howâs this? Wait!â she called out, unable to find a suitable container before the pins were spilled out. Great. But she had little time to process that before she also caught sight of a dashing blur past her. Instinctively, she swept broadly with the broom, the bristles making contact with something, and a loud squeak seemed to indicate she must have caught the rodent. âComing your way!â she called out as she made one swift broom push toward the man. âWell, that has to be one, right? Is that it?â
âUh, sort of,â Kaden started. With how often he ran into the supernatural in this town, it was hard to remember how few of the residents actually were in the know. Code said to keep shit secret, he needed to try a little harder. As he dove, he slammed the lar over top of where heâd seen the blur. Only to catch something just to the left of him. Shit. He reached out with the jar again as she swept the lump towards him, capturing the creature underneath. âGot it!â he shouted, keeping both hands on top of the small jar, just in case. There was a sound of something splitting behind him. Putain. He kept one hand on the jar as he twisted to try and look behind him. A table leg had snapped in two and he was certain if they didnât hurry, there might be less than three legs there. âShit, shit, shit.â He was making a real fucking great impression here. He had to let go of the jar to get over to the other one. âUh, do you have a book? Or a weight? Or something? And one more--â He paused. âMaybe two more jars. Just in case.â
Irene's stress levels increased, both from wanting these creatures out of her shop and from the fact that this whole instance was creating a giant mess of her shop. Had these things always been around this entire time? A hazard of her work she never considered before? As the man dove down, Irene held her breath until she saw that he had managed to catch something. âB-book? Um, goodness, I have uh I have a couple of binders of fabric swatches,â she said, frantically reaching for these from the desk in the back. And jars. Her eyes looked for a few more of those, all filled with things like thread scraps or buttons. The priorities now though was definitely in capturing these creatures, so she poured the contents out into an empty box and quickly returned to the man. And then she saw the cracked leg on her table. Oh goodness why was this happening. âI hate to bombard a customer with orders, but please get these things out of here before the rest of my shop is destroyed,â she pleaded.
This was not the first impression Kaden had planned to make. Granted, he didnât start off on the best foot so guess he didnât have much to lose. Heâd shifted and let his foot rest on the jar while she went to grab more supplies to trap the creatures, untrusting of what would happen if he left it unweighted. He didnât want to find out if the snicker-snacker could topple over the glass. At least it couldnât eat it. Well, it shouldnât at least. It wasnât exactly wood or fiber. He looked down. Floors should be safe, too. Right, better get them out quickly. âThanks,â he said, taking the book and the jars from her. He dumped the book on top of the makeshift snicker-snacker trap and hoped like hell it was enough to keep it there. Out of the corner of his eyes, he saw the little pest run up and back towards his jacket. âOh no you donât,â he said, diving towards it and yanking it away off the counter. The mutant mouse went spinning and flying in the air as the rug was pulled out from under it, but landed on its feet and scurried off. Merde. Heâd have to be more careful.
Jars in hand and ready to pounce, Kaden tried to move quietly around to the back of the counter to see if it had landed back there. A flash of fur and horns darted out, squealing towards the table with three legs. âNot today, you little bastard,â Kaden said as he threw himself at the table, crashing into it, causing all sorts of odds and ends to go flying and clattering to the floor as he wrestled to get the jar on top of the creature. All he got was a spool of thread. Good thing sheâd handed him two jars. He reached out with his left hand and slammed the glass down, praying he didnât break it with his hunter strength and heard a squeal as the tail wriggled out from underneath the lip. If it were a mouse or a rat, he might feel a ping of remorse. But a snicker-snacker? He dug the jar down to the floor a little harder before the tail snaked its way back under the container with another squeal. âGot it,â he said, breathing heavily as he pushed himself off the floor.
Irene watched with astonishment as the man moved so expertly. Her eyes darted back and forth between the now-occupied jar and the precarious situation of her table. âSureâŠâ was all she managed to respond. With her hands now empty and the man chasing after the other âmutant rodents,â Ireneâs attention honed onto the jar. She could hear the skittering of the creature, sounds of tiny claws scraping against the glass in an attempt to escape. Leaning down onto her hands and knees, Irene took a peek at the rodent inside, this snicker thing, and let out a small gasp. It looked like a mouse or a hamster but with horns. What the heck was in the White Crest water that mutated the rodents into something like this? Her thoughts were quickly interrupted by the sudden slam from the man, the sound of another jar crashing onto the ground and securing another creature in its confines. âO-okay, what do we do now? I mean, are we supposed to let these go out in the wild? Is there animal control for something like this?â And how dangerous were these things? So many questions ran through her head. Then her face paled lightly at the next thought. Did these need to be exterminated? Despite the trouble they brought, the idea soured her stomach.
Kaden brushed off his pants and arms after standing and taking a look at the chaos around the room. Putain. Not how he intended this to go. Couldnât even have a simple interaction in a store in this goddamn town. âLucky for you, I am animal control. Obviously not on duty right this second. Or else, you know, Iâd be prepared.â He sighed and pushed his hair back into place. âTheyâre pretty destructive, as you can see,â he said, gesturing to the poor table. Shit. âUh, I can, pay for that, by the way. I sorta brought them here.â No clue how he was affording that but tables couldnât cost that much, right? Shit. âReproduce exceptionally fast, too.â He reached up and rubbed the back of his neck. This was the worst part. People already had bad takes on animal control half the time. Heâd been called an animal killer too many times for his liking. And itâs not like he could tell her these were clearly monsters and out himself. No one liked to hear about dead animals and he couldnât blame them. But these werenât sweet little mice, these were pests. Abominations. Capable of destroying full houses if left to their own devices. âFor now, Iâll take them out of here. Theyâre definitely not adoptable, though. Iâll do a relocation out in the woods, though.â He hoped she would buy it. There was no way he was going to chance a snicker-snacker infestation in town.
It was the sudden calmness that stressed Irene out even more. Was this it? Were all of them caught in her jars? âYou? Youâre animal control?â Had he said that earlier before all of this happened? She couldnât recall. A hand ran through her hair, the other hand almost resting against her damaged table before she spotted the broken leg. She quickly pulled back and sighed. At least that table was a hand-me-down from the previous tenant of the shop, and Irene had been hoping to upgrade to a more customized work surface. âUm, yea, th-thanks, I think,â she said mindlessly, unable to fully assess the severity of these creatures. âLike rabbits. Or rats. And I thought New York rats were damaging,â she muttered to herself. How did those things even scurry onto him and into her shop? âRight, your jacket though. If uh if you still wanted that mended, I can still take that on but I might need more time now becauseâŠâ her voice trailed as she gestured to her mess of a space.
âOfficer Langley, yeah. Thatâs me. Animal control.â Kaden almost felt like he should apologize for that fact. Almost. He did catch them, after all. âBut yeah, like rabbits or rats. Only theyâll eat through your table legs. Uh, anyway, if you donât mind, Iâll go get something more appropriate to transport them and come back.â Heâd make sure  to bring a knife with him, too. Maybe a few extra cages in case more of them showed up in the interim. He was about to turn and walk out when his eyes shot back to the jacket, brows raised. Right. He almost forgot. âOh, yeah. If you can. No rush. At all. Um, thanks, and,â he paused to look around the room, âsorry. Iâll be back soon.â













