#thpoilerth

ok, so, my friend hadn't seen shingeki no kyojin but was going to eventually. however, that shit was too hype not to giddy about but no thpoilerth. so whilst this friend was driving, we attempted censorship with potatoes. and the conversations kinda went like this. "so the potato beat the shit out of the other potato" "seriously what was up with the baked potato appearing out of lightning, and the hard potato?" "so then the sweet potato freaked out but finally carried the boulder over to the wall" "and when the sweet potato posed" "jeez"  thpoilerth are hard :(

Last update here, as always SPOILER ALERT if you have not been keeping up with at least three series and all this is mostly gibberish if you didn't even get a summary of Blackest Night and Brightest Day

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Green Lantern Corps: The Guardians are now doing their best to set the Alpha Lanterns against the Sector Lanterns, leveraging them against each other in the conflict over the fate of John Stewart, who the Alphas have sentenced to death over the murder of Lantern Kirrt (after days of torture, Kirrt had broken and was about to reveal critical weaknesses of the defenses on Oa to the masters of an army of would-be invaders, forcing Stewart to protect Kirrt's honor by snapping his neck). Guy Gardner, along with several other Lanterns, has broken Gardner out of the Sciencells in the Alpha Tower for some unknown purpose. The Alpha Lanterns have leveraged their considerable power to completely shut down the rings of the Lanterns assisting Gardner, but Gardner and Stewart seem to be escaping.

Blue Lantern Corps: Saint Walker and the other Blue Lanterns, despite making a valiant effort to protect the Blue Lantern Power Battery, were forced to abandon Odym shortly after the arrival of Kyle Rayner, Arkillo, the Weaponer of Qward, and Fatality. The Reach's Cocooners had wrapped the majority of Odym while the Blue Lanterns were focused around the Battery. Rayner's presence unlocked the primary offensive capabilities of the Blue Lanterns' rings long enough for them to make their escape. Saint Walker asks Brother Warth to take the younger recruits somewhere safe while he and the other New Guardians seek out Larfleeze, as Larfleeze is the most likely source of the Reach's newfound ability to locate Odym, which had previously been shielded from all forms of scanners.

Red Lanterns: Atrocitus continues to search for Abysmus, as Abysmus is the source of the corruption destroying the Red Lantern Corps. Bleez leads her cronies in an attack on the Star Sapphires, who she believes to be responsible for the poisoning of the Red Lantern Power Battery. Fatality locks Bleez under a crystal dome with her, where she is bombarded by the power of love. The two shout at each other about their pain and begin to show startling similarities. This is not that strange, as Love and Rage have always been pretty similar in terms of the Emotional Spectrum. They are furthest from the center, and are thus the most unstable. Atrocitus, fed up with his fruitless search for Abysmus, enacts a Blood Prophecy. He has a cruel tyrant in his grip, so he spills his blood and calls on the Universe to show him the way to Abysmus. He also spills a bit of his own blood for flavor. The prophecy shows Atrocitus, defeated, at the hands of Abysmus. Skallox suggests that the Red Lanterns' presently-corrupted blood might be negatively affecting the accuracy of the prophecy. Abysmus takes this opportunity to show up and start kicking Atrocitus's ass.

Yellow Lanterns/Sinestro Corps: Arkillo, the sole remaining Yellow Lantern, continues to function through use of a special lantern constructed by the Weaponer of Qward. However, in battle with the Reach on Odym, he pushes the rush-job ring too far and shorts it out. Fortunately, this happens just before the great escape, meaning he will have time to sort things out before the next conflict. He will likely have to reign in his power of terror at the insistence of the Weaponer.

Indigo Tribe: With the Power Battery destroyed, the Indigo Tribesmen were returned to their former, un-brainwashed state: unspeakable murderers. They exercise their new-found freedom to chase after Sinestro and Kyle, who are trying to find the Nok native who had been guarding the Battery and awaiting the return of Abin Sur. Kyle, who received his ring directly from Abin Sur, says that he also inherited the responsibilities that came with that ring, which apparently include the maintenance of the Indigo Tribe as a means of combating the injustice of the Guardians of the Universe. He and the native head back to where the Battery stood and attempt to reconstruct it, but they need a spark of the Indigo Light. It is at this point that Iroque (the first Indigo Lantern, forced to feel compassion by Abin Sur, whose daughter she had personally murdered) shows up, talking of the compassion she has learned to feel and the sadness she now feels while thinking of the pain she caused Abin Sur and his loved ones. This is sufficient for the Battery to be rebuilt, bringing all of the Indigo Tribesmen back online. Unfortunately, this includes Thaal Sinestro. Fortunately, Iroque tells Kyle that they will release Sinestro from the power of the Indigo Light if Kyle can swear that he will find redemption without their help. Kyle tells them he believes it will happen.

Orange Threat: Man, Larfleeze is pissing EVERYONE off. First Invictus, now Saint Fucking Walker. Also, Glomulus (an Orange construct-Lantern (a topic for another day)) was "erased" by some sort of energy-absorption engine.

Saint Walker is officially Kamina

DON'T BELIEVE IN YOURSELVES, BLUE LANTERNS

Spoiler Alert if you are not caught up on Green Lantern, Green Latern Corps, Green Lantern:New Guardians and Blue Beetle

but this is gibberish anyway if you did not read Blackest Night or Brightest Day

what up continuity

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Green Lantern Corp: The Guardians are plotting to replace the Lanterns with a new army which will not question their perfect logic or make emotional decisions

Blue Lantern Corp: Probably about to get its shit seriously wrecked by The Reach

Red Lanterns: Bleez was already making a mess of things, but now the Red Lantern is rotting and dying, killing off the Red Lanterns from within

Yellow Lanterns/Sinestro Corp: Already dismantled by Sinestro ft. Hal Jordan, the Yellow Lantern of Fear resides in a giant hole on Oa, only one Yellow Lantern remains by virtue of an independent lantern constructed by the Weaponer of Qward

Indigo Tribe: The lantern just got shut down, so the Tribe is pretty much done and the criminals that make it up are no longer brainwashed

Orange Threat: There is only one anyway, but Larfleeze may have bitten off more than he can chew with Invictus, that dude is pissed