#thoughts while watching

1) something about the detail of Mark swapping out his watches drives me mad. They're not even allowed a single *hint* of their external personalities. It's just a decal watch, but thats enough for it to be contraband

2) "You look hungover" Mark S. knows nothing about his outie, so this comment from Ms. Cobal is definitely a form of emotional manipulation.

3) This show really hits right in the feels of being an office employee

4) So much blue in this series. Blue is associated with calm & tranquility, a type of peace. On the other hand blue can also be associated with order, superstition and depression. Also associated with Medicine & Tech

5) "I've wanted to pummel mark myself bit I'm his employer" "one part of your orientation that mark can't possibly derail" Manipulative af. Scapegoating & Underminding Mark.

6) "Every time you find yourself here it's because you chose to come back" Mark S. sounds so dissociated while saying that line. As if he's tried to convince himself of it.

7) Imagine if he had hit Helena, the fucking shit show of a news circus. "Maybe his innie influenced him subconsciously?!"

8) Devon and Mark have such a great sibling dynamic, I love it

9) The Severance "Dinner" Talk is such an awkward and succinct display of College Educated Liberal-Progressive political conversations. They can easily discuss a topic in vague terms "Life & Food" but the minute you confront them with actual corrections "No one would've called it ww1 as ww2 hadn't happened yet", Mark wasn't questioning his intelligence but the look the man gave suggested that he took it that way. Plus the minute it's revealed he's severed through someone "outting" him, everyone stares at him as if he's something fascinating or horrifying. They care about the optics, ethics and politics of his lived experience than about him. "I stand by you with no reservation" yet lists all the reasons why its controversial? "So well said" "I definitely stand by mark" meaningless commentary, nobody there actually *cares* about Mark ( besides Devon ) because they're all just performing compassion

10) THEIR SIBLING DYNAMIC IS SO AMAZING

11) Ricken is so hard to describe. The actor captures that balance between well-meaning & self-aggrandozing liberal so well? Hes caring & compassionate but completely not reading social cues.

12) Racecar means something but couldn't tell ya

13) PETEY!

14) "Sorry, I had to drown out the memory of mom & dad switching out our beds when we were kids" I love these two so much

15) "Hi, Kids Whats for Dinner" Good try at the sleeper agent bit, Petey

16) "I'm your best friend, you're my very good friend" Love this line because if a stranger told me that, I would be mildly offended lowkey.

so the Seven are just the four now lmao or I guess the six now but we'll see how long those two will last 🤣

Butcher working with JDM! 😍😍

firecracker needs to stfu 🙄

I love Sage's attitude and her dynamic with homelander, it's just so interesting

frenchie won't tell colin now is he 😫 that'd be too quick and and too easy, i bet this is eating at him like the guilt for mallory's grandkids smh wtf frenchie 😫

now firecracker's braindead followers are walking into starlight house jfc 😭

Frenchie likes colin sooo much and its clearly tearing him apart and its so sad 😭😭

oooh Victoria's gonna figure out Singer knows so quickly 🤣 and he wants to ban supes from every position but entertainment? lets see how homelander and vought likes that lol

btw Claudia Doumit is soooo gorgeous 😍😍😍

"I'm going to kill them all" she signed with the most adorable smile ever 🤣🤣🤣 she's the cutest, even when she's murderous lol

kimiko and frenchie are really the definition of ride or dies 💪❤️

flip A-Train? I like the idea but also he might flip back within a second so that's risky lol

Butcher contacting ryan through video games lol love it - also wow that game is violent

what does Noir's replacement not get about 'don't talk' jfc dude, watch anything with real Noir in it (they have plenty of movies) and study his behavior and do.not.talk. where did ashley find this guy jfc 🤣🤣

lmao Ashley got demoted from CEO to mascot, how sad 🤣

Butcher baked cookies and bought all those games aww - even if he dosed those cookies whatever lol

if anyone can concknve A-Train its MM fr, and if he does, i love it and cant wait to see where it goes - I just hope it actually sticks this time lol

high frenchie started so funny and now it's just so sad 😭😭

oooh who's the girl?? was she another one of the kids like kimiko??

"I wouldn't want me either" nooo why am i crying jfc, this poor kid 😭 homelander just showed up and screwed up his whole life 😭

Ryan just wants to be with Butcher but he thought what he said was genuine 😭😭😭

that conversation between Ryan and billy was sooo good 😭

Ashley, if you wanna live, better fucking run 😳

oh god the vought on ice shit is so cringe lol

I miss Maeve 😭

is Victoria really gonna team up with homelander 😬 i hope not but also it could be interesting 👀

omg i knew they wouldn't just kill hughie but got scared anyway lol

oh my god this turned into a massacre lol homelander was really determined to kill 😳

A-Train came through!!! if he's fr on our side, im so here for it!! 🤩

Kimiko is so worried 😭

okay, I feel bad for hughie's mom 🥺

JDM has just the best voice 🥵

Sage and Deep?? ummm... 🤢 that was weird. what's the thing on the table??

Homelander is loooosing it 😳 so scared for Ryan, if he really snapped, he'd kill him fr

Erin and Jack have been together this entire time! I am really enjoying this episode and I love how Jamie was like “maybe I don’t want to be the quiet one anymore” I was like finally!!!

Jamie got shot! Even though I knew and know he is going to survive it still gives a rush of panic. I also didn’t realize he would get shot that early in the gunfight.

Jamie and Eddie have always been my favorite characters and they are confirming how much I like them in this episode.

I forgot how much I really love this show and how much fun it is to watch! This premiere has been amazing so far! It has yet to disappoint me!

Poor Eddie😥

Frank and the archbishop are me and my friends when we r in a car together silent with very little conversation until we get to our destination

Crap! Bullet near the spine. Nooo!

I love when all the Reagan’s are all together and defend each other. I love that Henry said “ we just want you to fix him”

Frank and the archbishop trying to act similar to “how the kids act these days” and it is cracking me up😂

I love this Danny and Joe conversation

You tell her Eddie!!

Loved the calm and mature Eddie response we never really see that

“We’re lambs”😂

Girl ran for her life to get that train. She's not coming back dearie

Not gonna lie, I think this show is too gay for my parents' eyes.

"I like blondes" I laughed way too loud

Me and dad are trying to guess everyone's sexuality going from straight, bi/pan or lesbian

Coach isn't a dickhead. Good for him.

Nevermind.

Carson saying she's "normal". Been there, done that, do not recommend.

"AH NO! SHE CAN'T BE GAY TOO! OUT OF NOWHERE?!" - Dad when Maxine was making out with the pastor's wife

The Good Place actress reminds me of Jessica Kellgren-Fozard. Plus my crush on her just 📈📈📈

They're going to practice at night! Amazing 👏🏻

I don't know anyone's name. Gotta read some fanfic to remember them

Jo is jealous of her bestie, girl literally threw herself between Carson and Greta

THE EGG! THE EGG OMG, THIS MAN IS A LEGEND!

Also, why isn't nobody talking about this incredible show?!?!

Greta making sure Carson is gonna see her being overly flirty with the vet is GOLD. Like yeah, you go girl! She wanted you to be "normal" make her swallow her own words!

I think is really unfair how Max's mom could follow her dream and she can't. This woman has been working day and night Tiana style just to play baseball

So overall the show is amazing, I'll finish tomorrow and all I can say is that I'll be watching it again once I finish. Hope Isabela Boscov will do a review on the show soon enough. And my rating is....

Five sparkling stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐