#thorxjane

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Say goodbye. - The Mighty Thor #705

When tony emerged from his lab (in a timely manner thank you very much. He had to visit the stark employees today. Which meant significant less lab time then normal) it was to find Clint nursing a black eye with a doomed moppy expression. And the rest of the avengers hovering and fretting. (Thor seemed especially worried. Which was a surprise.) Except for Natasha who was telling Clint to not be a baby and this wouldn't be like last time. Clint kept replying that they were all doomed. “I take it Natasha won the argument.” Tony announced to the room. “What argument?” Steve asked the same time Natasha replied with “I always win.” Which prompted Clint protesting she didn't always win. Tony ignored them to answer cap. “Something about setting us up as house spouses.” Tony made his way through the kitchen to make a smoothie. Today was definitely a kale pineapple protein day. “Tony gets a pass. He and pepper are cute.” “They're gross. They make out against the counter in the morning.” Clint replied. “Hey!” Tony protested at steves grossed out look. “Bird brains stretching the truth. We were exchanging our morning good bye kisses before she left for work.” “There is no shame is showing off love.” Thor replied. While dumbing what looked like all the ice in the freezer on the table in front of Clint. “For your face.” “I don't need that much! It's just a black eye! “ “Head injuries are very serious to humans. Lady Darcy explained it to me. Even a small bump can be fatal. “ he pleaded with Clint until the archer gave up and pretended to stick his face in the small mountain of ice. Once Thor was satisfied with Clint’s care he turned to Natasha. “What is this house spouse? The words do not translate.” “The stay at home parent in a romantic relationship.” Natasha explained. She tilted her head “you and Jane still together?” “Yes. Our love blossoms still.” “Then you get a pass too. “ “Wait. “ Steve interrupted. “Why is it so bad that Natasha wants to set us up with people?” “She's done it before. And it ended by direct order from fury because the shield base had a shit ton of messy breakups and I mean that literally because we're all spies and assassins and you don't want to combine that with drama.” “It's not my fault they couldn't work it out. Besides. This time it'll be different. “ “How?” Clint demanded “how is it going to be different this time Tasha! “ “No team set ups and and you all are going to write down your preferences.” Clint looked hesitantly hopeful. “That...might work.” “Of course it'll work. I learn from my mistakes.” Clint’s scoff made Natasha advance on him but Thor got in between the two. “Peace lady Natasha. You're friend has a head injury.” Natasha glared at Clint while he stuck his tongue at her behind Thor’s back. Natasha produced a notebook from seemingly nowhere and started passing it around. Tony gulped the rest of his smoothie to keep from screaming. Why. Why was everyone so determined to undermine his clean energy efforts. While Bruce was writing he spoke for the first time. When had he gotten here? Tony hadn't even noticed he was in the kitchen. “Does this mean we can set you up with someone?” He asked Natasha before handing the book back. “No. Having a romantic partner is a strategic weakness and I eat my bed partners.” Steve looked stricken. “You do?” “Wouldn't you like to find out?” She smirked before sauntering out of the room. Tony checked the time. Actually did scream then and ran out of the room. Shit he was late to meet his company people. And he had promised pepper to do the rounds today. Shitshitshit

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And it’s also my headcanon that Thor & Jane enjoy a very healthy open relationship. That’s how I’ve always seen them.