#thiswasstupid

You're running away from something but you don't know what. Suddenly you wake up from your nightmare. You blink a couple of times, then suddenly,

"Hee hee." Then you die.

1: Are you a virgin?

Uh... no.

2: What do you want to major in?

Those days are behind me, I'm afraid.

3: What’s your sexual orientation?

Left of center, off of the strip.  And married to a man, too.

4: What’s the cutest thing someone’s ever done for you?

I honestly can't remember.

5: What are the top five places you wish you could go before you die?

New Orleans, Jamaica, Italy, Mexico and Amsterdam

6: What was the scariest moment of your life?

Waking up unable to move when I had my stroke in 2008.

7: If you could take something back that you said or did, what would it be?

No regrets.  They're silly.

8: Do you think that the person who sent you this number was cute?

What?

9: If you had to name three important details about you, what would you say?

I adore my family. I am a stroke survivor. I have Crohn's Disease.

10: Are you allergic to anything? If so, what?

Dilaudid.

11: Have you ever been in love? If so, are you still in love?

Yes.  My husband is absolutely, positively and without hesitation the love of my life.

12: What are four things you can’t live without and why?

My electric scooter - so I can use it for transportation.  This computer - because I am disabled and this is how I communicate.  Underwear - because I have Crohn's Disease.  Cats - because they are little, furry people.

13: Do you have a facebook? If so, would you add the person who sent you this number?

I have facebook, yes.

14: What do you like to do in your spare time?

It's ALL spare time, kids.  I love to cook.  I like to read.  

15: What are your biggest fears?

That something will happen to any of my family members; That something will happen to me and my daughter will have to live with her real father and it will F up her life.

16: What are two of your biggest weaknesses?

Coffee and cookies.

17: What are your three biggest insecurities?

My weight, my body, my lack of money.

18: If you could write anonymous letters to three people, who would you send it to and what would you say?

I don't play the anonymous card.  Don't be a puss.  If you have something to say, then out with it.

19: Favourite photo of yourself?

I was a year old in a green plaid dress.

20: Who are you disappointed with right now?

My douchebag of an ex-husband.

21: Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?

Hell to the no.

22: Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

Probably.

23: Do you care if people talk badly about you?

Not anymore.

24: In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?

Yes - my daughter.

24: Is your life anything like it was two years ago?

No... it's different.

25: Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?

Yup.

26: Is there someone you will never forget?

Many.

27: Is there anyone you can tell everything to?

My husband.

28: Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?

My husband is exceptionally attractive.

29: What’s the reason behind your last breakup? 

I wanted to get with my husband on a more permanent level.  (He wasn't my husband yet.)

30: What’s your relationship with your sibling/s like?