#fuckingkillme

Kitni chutiya hu yaar main like homescience nahi ho rahi FUCKING HOMESCIENCE (I swear to fucking god agar kissi ne bola ki bartan he toh Dhone hote hain maine thappad marna hai)

Yaar 10th ki bio isse easy thi

Isse ache eco he leleti

Imagine main homescience main fail ho jau💀💀💀 I will legit kill myself

my cash app is @electronicfloors

my paypal is @electronicfloors

(pls excuse the bad audio at the start it went all funny no matter how many times i would record it <3 ) 

When three Team Skull Grunts finally win a Poke battle, they spend their victory winnings on Malasadas for them and their Pokemon- but when caught out by the big boss himself the ringleader of the three is taken to the main bosses room for a punishment she’ll never forget.

Warning:

Things were getting spicy in the Blood Gulch Club. Franklin delano donut is a 38 year old stripper. He goes by Donut because his very hot and totally legal mother disapproves of his profession 😔

His mother, Yorkshire Terrier really fucking hates Donut and filed for divorce with his husband Washingtub. Washy also despises Donut's holes. They kicked out Donut when he was 69 months old, forcing him to seek refuge in an orphanage. There he met this man who has been there for 80 years, but refuses to leave. He goes by the name Sarge, but everyone ignores that and calls him delusional twatwaffle anyways.

This made Sarge really depressed so he opened a strip club by the name of Blood Gulch Club. Since it was built on Blood Gulch Avenue- Sarge has dislexceea. He forced his two sons, Simmons and Grif to work there. He demoted Simmons to janitor because Simmons wouldn't stop putting his peeny weeny inside of Grif's vagina. The two would often make out and do gay incest shit on the bar, and knocking over drinks. Some people even joined in with shoving their magnum dongs inside of Simmons's smelly asshole.

Simmons really enjoyed anal so he was fine with it. Grif, on the other hand, got jealous because nobody wants to stick their flaccid penis inside of his own asshole. So he decided he wanted to work the bar. It was a good compromise since Sarge was sick of seeing gay shit in his elegant 6 star strip club. However Donut was alright with his job as the main stripper, because he was the oblyof  stripper.

However even with their amazing staff, the Blood Gulch Club didn't have many attendees. Only 17 per week which is terrible compared to Commandle which has over 60 million per week. Worst thing is Commandle across the street next to a McDonalds managed by a dumbass named Coconut or some shit. So the Blood Gulch Club has been losing customers because every fat ass in the country wants McDonald's before they get laidl. Fucking degenerates like that belong on a cross. Or, in this case, getting their asses plowed into next Tuesday by some greasy man's peepee.

Nonetheless, Donut's holes were quite popular with the regulars. I mean sure, he may be the only stripper Sarge's broke, yet extremely hot, ass could afford, but he was pretty good. Just seeing that man perform? Instant orgasm. This was the case with most customers, leaving a gooey sticky mess for Simmons to clean up. Every. Day. except for Sundays, Sundays are for the Lord

The Blood Gulch club was more active than usual. Sarge was aware of this sudden increase.

"Those dirtbags finally realized that our strip club is superior to Commandle!" Sarge screamed, like a fucking grandfather on heroine.

Simmons gave the twatwaffle a side glance and sighed, "Which results in more cleaning up. Do you know how many people have a piss fetish? Jesus Christ. I think I almost had an aneurysm," the maroon dumbass complained, aggressively jabbing his mop at Grif's bootyhole.

"HARDER PAPI!" Came Grif's reply, his cat eyes twitching as he moaned. He was then bent over the bar as Simmons continued to fist the shit out of Grif's asshole with the greasy and disgusting mop. Literally, and figuratively.

Locus's gaze trailed over to where the two were having some sort of fucking aneurysm by the looks of it.

"They're having gay sex again," Locus noted, turning over to Felix who had his pants unzipped and was jerking off, his eyes looming on the pair. Letting out a groan, Locus spoke, "I don't get paid enough for this shit."

Like he was fucking Sonic, Felix ran over and inserted his microscopic penis inside of Simmons's owo.

"FUCK YEAH IT'S HORNY TIME!" Felix screamed like a mad lad as he bottomed out and began thrusting into his hairy asshole.

Señor Lopez, the health inspector walked in to this scene playing out "Porqué?" he asked as he left the facility. This mf will not fail No Nut November. Mass respect to this dude. Go follow his Instagram account @xXIts_Lopez_PrivateXx

Suddenly, Grif grabbed the mop and pulled it out of his asshole. He then yanked Simmons off of Felix's penis, "Get your 🅱enis out of 🅱aby 🅱oy's 🅱ole," he sternly said, and grabbed a plunger from the air and stuck it on Felix's little weeny, "haha, 🅱uck it 🅱elix."

Grif then flipped Simmons over and wrapped his tail (which is seven feet long) around the maroon dude's throat. This fucking chocked Simmons, but because nobody has sanity or any dignity, this turned the cunt nugget on.

"OH YES DADDY!!!" Simmons moaned, slamming his head down onto the bar table so hard that he fell unconscious.

Grifster saw this as his chance to shine!! He then you i good the no ued Simmons's asshole, and plummeted his very very very very very very very very big dong into it.

It looked like a scene in a porn movie, and it was. Church had set up his recording equipment and started recording the scene so that he could upload it to his two subscribers on YouTube. He was so happy that he got this opportunity that he almost bust a nut,,, but he had to contain his urges........

Meanwhile,,,

Rat Man actually got even more turned on with his pp being stuck in the plunger, causing it to grow by 0.01 cm. That's quite an improvement. You might even be able to feel it poking your asshole now. "AH~~~~! F@$T3R L0CU$!!!!!1!!!1!!!!" The literal lobotomite moaned, placing his hand on the plunger and jacking himself off.

Locus saw this and pulled out his gun and shot Felix's peeny weeny a few dozen times. It grew flaccid and did the dieded.

After that Felix fucking exploded because he committed the greatest sin of all..

He failed No Nut November.