#thisismyfinalform

🎃 LADIES, GERMS, AND EVERY SHIVERING SOUL IN BETWEEN! LIVE! FROM THE DEPTHS OF PRIME TIME ITSELF! COMING STRAIGHT FROM YOURR HOUSE! 🦇🦇🦇

🔥 "HE COMES AT DAWN—BATHED IN CRT GLOW AND CINNAMON SPICE!"

💀 "HE DOESN’T TRICK OR TREAT… HE DESTROYS THE FOURTH WALL!"

🦇 "HIS LAUGHTER? DISTORTED TAPE HISS. HIS FANGS? CHROME EDGE. HIS LOVE LANGUAGE? OVERLY DRAMATIC ENTRANCES!"

👉 "YOU THOUGHT IT WAS HALLOWEEN…"

👉 "BUT IT WAS ME—MR 'ANT' TENNA~!!!"

Cut to whisper:

📸 "Post this at midnight. Tag me. Let the algorithm bleed." (OR don't- that's not prime time posting the algorithm will KILL me!)

It’s your favorite high-voltage host, the one and only MR (ANT) TENNA, here to SUCK THE STATIC RIGHT OUTTA YOUR VEINS! Broadcasting in glorious BLOOD-TECHNICOLOR, cape pressed, fangs polished, and ratings SKY-HIGH!

Today I had a long conversation with a co-worker about what would have gone down if instead of saying “You fools, this isn't even my final form!”, Frieza would have said “This IS my final form”.

Frieza: You fools! This IS my final form!

Vegeta: Oh, really? Well... that's not so bad.

Frieza:...

Trunks: Yeah. Like, this is gonna suck, but at least we know it can't get any worse. We'll figure it out.