#thisbodycanleave

Canopus: Have you ever broken a bone?

Does it count if I had a bone broken for me?  Because uh.  I didn’t exactly do it.  But a bone was broken.

Aldebaran: What’s something you care desperately about?

My friends.  My fish.  A lotta things but mostly those two.  Everyone that I get is important to me cause I don’t even know how I manage havin’ friends some days.

Shooting Star: If you could bring back one thing, what would it be?

My army of muses do

 GIVE ME A CHARACTER; Kaidan

and I’ll break their ass down:

How I feel about this character: The character or how you play them? Because to me those two are completely different in terms of how I like them. While I adore your Kaidan, it’s hard for me to like Kaidan in general. (Can’t stand Ash either for that matter) Like, I get that Kaidan was/is the poster-boy for the Alliance (which, if he was brave enough to risk getting caught breaking regs with fshep ) then he should have given shep a moment and tried to understand. How he reacted in 3 really pissed me off. Everyone else trusts Shep, so why the hell is he still making sly comments. I dunno, it’s just hard for me to enjoy the game character.

All the people I ship romantically with this character: F-Shep and that’s it honestly. And the Alliance as well, cause poster-boy, and before I get hate for whatever flavor of the week Tumblr SJW’s get because I don’t ship Kaidan/M-Shep, let me explain. If it had been from the beginning of the game, I would have been all over that, cause it would have been cute and it would make more sense (to me) had it started there instead of in the middle of the 3rd game where it felt rushed (I’ve seen it on youtube, but never played it, and probably never will.) Besides, if M-Shep got Kaidan, why the hell couldn’t F-Shep get Ashley?

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Probably Kaidan-Ashley friendship from 1. I love that she seemed to tease him like a sibling and I’ll always miss those two interacting.

My unpopular opinion about this character: He’s very narrow minded in his views for one living into the future. You can tell me on and on about how he was sticking to the Alliance and how he was doing the right thing, but when it comes down to it. Almost every single old friend of theirs joined with Shepard. With the exception of him. Liara (being a information broker but still helped them) and Wrex (being a boss ass king of Tuchanka)

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I wish there was more (read: better) development of his character in game 2&3. It would have been neat to have him try to talk to her about what she went through in two. His reactions to finding out about the human reaper and such.

GIVE ME A CHARACTER; EDI

and I’ll break their ass down:

How I feel about this character: When I first saw her in 2, I wasn’t a big fan, but her sly sense of humor won me over. Her screwing with Joker was another reason to love her. Messing with his precious chair? Best thing ever.

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Game wise, I don’t really ship her with anyone. She (to me) interacts with Joker like a sibling would, and looks to Shepard as a parent, always asking them the important questions and trying to figure out where they belong. 

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Joker-EDI friendship and pranking each other.

My unpopular opinion about this character: I never really understood the point of having EDI on the SR-2. Why was she there and what was her purpose doesn’t really make sense cause Joker handled the SR-1 just fine in the first game. It almost seemed like she was added for no reason. It didn’t help that Joker was the loyal dick that he was (and I say that filled with affection) cause he never left Shepard and even with a lot of fans wanting to romance him, they decided nope and just had Joker dating his ship. Which, Joker. You can’t tease the Quarians anymore, just saying.

☯ - likes/dislikes headcanon

// - As of the general verse I’m rping, Legion’s definition of ‘likes’ and ‘dislikes’ can be simply categorized: if it caused damage to Legion, Normandy, or hampered the mission, it’s a dislike. Being damaged on Eden Prime was a dislike, but only because it reduced the geth’s effectiveness--there was no real emotion or pain ascribed to the event. Anything else is a ‘like’ or a doesn’t-mind. Geth know what likes and dislikes are in the academic sense, but it’s hampered by the fact that they can’t really feel pain, and it takes a long time for a consensus to be built regarding most emotional things--if a consensus is ever reached at all. 

(Legion spends a lot of time questioning the crew about this.)

Give me 6 characters and I’ll tell you who i would:

Push off a cliff: Tali (Not gonna lie, first play through of 3 I saved the Geth and not the Quarians.)

Kiss: EDI

Marry: Kaidan

Set on Fire: Nuhlus (funeral pyre cause he’s dead yo)

Wrap a Blanket around: Joker

ULTIMATE SHIP MEME - Send my character a ❤ and I'll fill in the form of what my character would do with yours.

BOLD YOUR CHOICES

Affectionate; Holding hands | Cheek kisses | Hugs from behind | Cuddling | Hand kiss | PDA | Spooning | Shared baths | Whispers | Affectionate texts | Caressing | Stroke hair | No displays of affection

Sex; Shower sex | Wall sex | Neck bites | Oral | Morning sex | Drunk sex | Public sex | Backseat of car | BDSM | No sex

Dates;Picnic | Cinema | Restaurant | Sports game | Hike | Coffee | Museum | Club | Bar | Beach | No dates

Would my character…

SEND A SYMBOL FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION TO YOURS:

▼ kissing them

She froze, the feeling of cool synthetic lips pressed against hers. A split second passed before she pressed her own back to complete the kiss. Slowly moving her lips before pulling away with an almost amused gleam to her eyes.