In my like two(?) years of using tumblr Iāve never made a post so bear with me.
Iāve seen a lot of those posts where Damian and Jason are arguing about who has the highest kill count while Tim just sits in the corner.
I have also seen fics/posts where Danny can feel death on people.
I have never seen these two ideas together.
Just imagine this
All the bats know that Danny can smell death, it makes sense, him being the ghost king and all, so when Jason and Damian are debating who has killed the most people, they ask him.
During dinner Jason is the one who rehashes the fight. Most of them just sigh, having heard this argument time and time again.
Jason- āIām just saying, I went on a whole ass killing spree when I came back alive, I tās obviously me.ā
Damian- āTodd you are being ridiculous, Father even has a list of the people you have killed and it ends at a measly 83.ā
Jason- ā83 people that he knows about, that list is definitely off!ā
Dick- āDoes this need to be a competition?ā
Both Damian and Jason turn to him. āShut up Dick!ā and āQuiet Greyson!ā
Damian- āOf everyone in this house, I have the highest kill count, I was raised by assassins in more then just name you know!ā
They both turn to Danny who is sitting at the table with crossed legs. He promptly shrinks under the new attention.
Danny- āummm why are we looking at me?ā
Jason- āDo your weird ghost shit! Tell the demon brat that he is wrong!ā
Damian- āTell Todd that he is an imbecile for entertaining the idea!ā
Danny- āI donāt thinkā¦ā
Damian and Jason- āDanny!ā
Danny- āOk! Fine! Whatever! I mean I guess out of the two of you Damian feels like he has killed the most people.ā
Damian gives a celebratory smirk towards Jason. The rest of the table is just glad for this stupid fight to finally be over. Conversations pick back up again across the table.
That is until Jason speaks up.
āWhat do you mean out of the two of us?ā
Danny- āI mean out of the two of you. Obviously none of yāall come close to Timās-ā
Tim, who is in the middle of taking a bite, promptly chokes and rushes to put a hand over his boyfriendās mouth.
Everyone stares at the display is silence. For a moment, then two, before everything devolves into chaos.










