#this ...is...the best post i have ever made..

imagine you are a world famous genderfluid drag queen that runs an illegal gay club that hands out free HRT & some kid gets brought in three & a half quarters dead & you're like okay well give him first aid because he seems cool & then later when he wakes up you're like sorry everyone here is a big fan but you need to leave we can't help you any more than this because the cops are gonna kill us if they find out we made an illegal gay club in the walls of their maximum security prison which i am in because my best friend forever is the world's most infamous terrorist & the kid is like "oh you know my dad?" & then you're like. okay well. you have my gay army i guess. i can't let my bestie's apparent kid just die. & then you break out of prison & bring him to war at his request which traumatizes him severely. & then you have to tell his dad about it later like the world's worst impromptu babysitter. but he's cool with it because he's a #ally & also his kid's actual legal guardian did a way worse job so like the bar is pretty low

Right now, you're looking at the next stage in the evolution of man: woman