#thirdchildproblems

What was your favorite part of dinner? Oldest child: everything, that’s why I got seconds Middle child: the garlic bread Third child: where’s the rice? I want rice now. #firstchildisthebestchild #firstchildismyfavorite #thirdchildproblems #whatsfordinner #rotessoriechicken #greenbeans #mashedpotatoes #garlicbreadrolls https://www.instagram.com/p/CXPUSUMuaKFcVGNXruJKiEocTGqm2weV9hacqQ0/?utm_medium=tumblr

Even though I could put him back to bed, I can’t help holding him on the couch with me. #thirdchild #thirdchildproblems #foreverbaby https://www.instagram.com/p/B_6SLddjTC-yep-nkNYk6Vrp9uWn3CrBig4kqU0/?igshid=1n598hti5s3vh

Wow the year has really flown by. Can’t wait to celebrate you Baby Moana! #coraray #fourdayslate #thirdchildproblems

When you are banished from the kitchen while Christmas cookies are being made because you are “not helpful”. Maybe stuffing napkins under the door will change their mind #thirdchildproblems

I forgot to put money under the pillow for the first molar, then forgot again for the second. So, these notes and helpful money cup were erected. Then I forgot again. #assholeparent #thirdchildproblems

I promise this isn't what it looks like. Unless it looks like Sophie is trying to color on the baby with a crayon, and then yeah, okay it's exactly what it looks like. #littleluczaks #thirdchildproblems #seriousconcentration

With your first kid you cautiously keep them FAR away from the pumpkins as you carve beautiful happy designs. By the time you have your third kid, they get to snack on pumpkin slime while you make your pumpkins the scariest things you can possibly create 🎃👍🏻 #thirdchild #thirdchildproblems #momlife #honestmotherhood #pumpkincarving

Happy 3rd birthday to my Tank, though now he prefers to be called staples. And showing him baby pictures, he believes that he was never a baby. I agree, as he was born the size of a 3 month old. Now at 3 he is 43lbs and 40.5in tall. #thirdchildproblems #adventuresoftank