#third grader

Episode 1:

"How is a porta potty clogged? They don't do that."

"Hey hey awkward sibling hug!" *proceeded to spend a full minute chasing his three year old sister around trying to get a hug*

Episode 2:

"Of course your human sized, you are a human Mabel!"

"Ben Franklin is a woman! Right?"

*whispers threatingly* "I can see with my fingers"

"Oh crap not the joke book." *looks at me* "I mean dang."

"You mean butt Island"

"That's a bad joke because it's about marriage being bad. That's rude!"

*makes a weird moaning nose* "Thats the monster. That's what you sound like."

"Dipper you're never gonna look like that."

"Shable isn't even a word!!"

"I wonder what gobblewalker even means."

Episode 3:

"Yea I could out wit the duck."

"Seeing a wax figure talk is creepy."

"I know about Larry King from the Bee movie."

"A waffle with big arms isn't real Mabel!"

"My muse is video games and YouTube."

*sounding really done* "it doesn't need glitter."

"You literally said enough about me then you just talk about yourself."

"I finally saw the time man."

"Wax can't be murdered, FanFairy."

"There's a lot of words in this show I don't know."

"No Mabel it couldn't have been you."

"Yes Soos it is an ax."

"Yeah and Uncles let there kids do stuff like that."

*sees the minor* "he's related to McGutit."

*I explained the clock joke* "Oh I'm sure that would be a funny joke to you adults"

Biker: BUT WILL SHE LOVE ME?!?

Kid: It's a 50/50

"There's no finger prints cause the ax is made out of clay"

*punches the couch" "CURSED!"

"Why would someone imagination decapitated Larry King?"

"ARE Llamas really the best? I thought it was Lions? Nah its mosquitoes

Episode 4:

Gidden: My song is kinda catchy

Kid: No. No it's not.

Bonus:

The 2 year old saw Bill and immediately screamed and started crying

Double dipper: "Yah know Dipper was pretty selfish in this episode. Both literally and figuratively

Tulip and Kate from Walla Walla Washington.

I am a third grader.

I am a “pit bull” dog owner.