My Writing. My words.

⟡ Eats the most important ingredient of a shared dish first

⟡ Gives the correct answer in a tone that makes everyone think it's wrong

⟡ Takes the scenic route without telling anyone they're doing it

⟡ Finishes someone's sentence wrong and then defends their version

⟡ Reorganizes things in someone else's house. Doesn't mention it

⟡ Picks the worst possible time to share very interesting information

⟡ Solves a problem immediately but waits to see if anyone else figures it out

⟡ Makes extremely specific predictions that are always correct in a creepy way

⟡ Gives a gift that is perfectly chosen but wrapped like a crime scene

⟡ Remembers every embarrassing thing you've ever said. Brings them up casually

⟡ Fixes something without being asked then acts like it was always like that

⟡ Creates chaos and then watches it unfold from a safe and comfortable distance

⟡ Points out plot holes in movies during the emotional climax

⟡ Tells a secret but says 'don't tell anyone' after they've already told them

⟡ Starts a group project alone then hands in something unhinged that somehow gets an A

⚠️ Democratic Socialism sounds nice… until you remember it’s just communism with better marketing.

https://www.undergroundusa.com/p/americanism-vs-the-tyranny-of-socialism