My Writing. My words.

You mean you don't believe in pregnant men?

Refusing to lose a single fictional online fight.

When Tumblr maps out his secret Spain vacation nuance,

She immediately posts a selfie to ruin their stance.

A blurry tree behind her proves she was there too,

Desperately screaming to the void that the rumors are untrue.

When fans claim his co-star held his heart by the shore,

She deploys a strategic photo to settle the score.

A snapshot of them together with the deep blue sea,

Plastered as her profile picture for the world to see.

Then she deletes it ten minutes later in a panic,

Making the entire fandom laugh at how this inst organic

Did he call her up to yell and stop the charade?

Or is she just the general of a fake love brigade?

After the very good Claire parody, here is the JAMMF version:

[Source: Tim Collins' IG account - posted July 16, 2026]

With a very interesting comment and a very interesting reaction:

'Jamie from Temu'. Eh, we knew the cast perused Tumblr and I think conversations happened between the OL cast and Mr. Collins, a longtime firm favorite of this blogger. I warmly recommend his Prudence With An 'E' short series, for it is the reason I am known to laugh like a drain in front of my office computer during ☕breaks.

Circling back to the OL cast, I think the Claire skit was discovered by Rankin, which is absolutely normal, because Australia:

And then *** commented, too.

And as a wee side note: 22k likes in 4 hours on Instagram is a hell of an engagement trend. This proves people want and need intelligent OL content - but perhaps not the repetitive, dull alcohol sales pitch. Free advice to S: instead of creating an overpriced limited edition bottle, which is not even likely to reach new clients, perhaps take advantage of that New Zealand movie stint and plan a collab with this very talented guy?

Also: Madam Mao, who? People need this type of content, not the results of your alleged paramour's sleepless panic attacks, or what the hell ever that strange cropped beach 📷 was supposed to be.

A beach umbrella branded with a well-known drinks company, thanks to @sgiandubh for spotting it, when renting umbrellas and loungers is cheap and saves you from lugging half your house to the beach.

Then there's Sam, dressed like he's heading out for a selfie, not a beach day. Logically, he'd have been shirtless or at least wearing a tank top, like he did during the cave tour. Seriously... who goes to the beach in that outfit when Spain has been roasting under extreme temperatures?

And why crop the photo while still leaving just enough in the frame for everyone to know it's him? If you're going to show him, show him. What's the point of playing this half-in, half-out game?

Detalles, detalles, detalles. Cuando no sabes distinguir entre querer ser el centro de atención y terminar siendo el centro del chiste 🤡

Ella ha hecho suyo el ridículo de una ridícula estrategia de comunicación, eso de querer ser imprescindible en una conversación a la que nadie la invitó tiene sus riesgos pero...🤡

Details, details, details. When you can't tell the difference between trying to be the center of attention and ending up as the butt of the joke. 🤡

She's fully embraced a laughable PR strategy. Trying so hard to make yourself indispensable in a conversation nobody invited you to has its risks... but I suppose that's the price of confusing relevance with self-insertion🤡

😂

Damned body language, always so revealing.

Then, the pic was also obviously altered with AI, two clicks and a simple prompt. The colors enticingly airbrushed in the process, from natural to tourist brochure, the crop enhanced to suggest a coupley couple - if I may say so - and the wedge even more installed.