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...while landing in Atlanta
*Airplane slows right beside the gate and people start standing up*
Flight Attendant: Please return to your seats until we are completely stopped and the seatbelt sign is turned off!!
*People sit down.*
*Less than 2 seconds later the seatbelt sign turns off.*
Guy At The Front: THAT'S A POWER MOVE RIGHT THERE! PLAYIN' ME LIKE A YOYO!
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....while boarding a plane
Attendant: It's hot in here. You all think you can turn up the AC?
Pilot: .....ummmmm...
Co-Pilot: .......well....
Attendant: What?
Pilit: It's not hot in here.
Co-Pilot: It's actually a little cool.
Attendant: Then why am I boiling?
Co-Pilot: My guess is menopause.
....in an airport bar
Lady, while reaching over one friend to hug another friend.
"How does my arm pit taste?"
That is a super-comfortable friendship right there.
....over an airport loudspeaker
Customer Service: HOT.....DOG. REPRESENTATIVE OF.....HOT......DOG....PLEASE REPORT TO CUSTOMER SERVICE. YOUR PARTY IS WAITING. THAT'S HOT....DOG.
Kid walking by: How do I get that job Dad?
Dad (not missing a beat): If I knew that my life would have turned out differently.
...in an airport.
Lady: Excuse me.
Janitor: Yes ma'am?
Lady: Can you pick up that napkin over there?
Janitor: I sure can.
Lady: It's a real safety hazard. I almost tripped over it.
Janitor: .........
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In Terminal A
Girl: Dad?
Father: Yes?
Girl: Will you get me a ginger ale while you're up?
*Father stares from where he's sitting to where she's sitting and back to where he's sitting*
Girl: What?
Father: I'm not up.
Girl: ......
Father: .....
Girl: .....I don't understand.
Father: We can agree on that.
....in an airport
*2 old men talking about a young fit guy walking by*
OM1: When I was younger I had better shoulders.
OM2: Uh huh.
OM1: It's true! Better quads too.
OM2: Maybe.
OM1: Maybe? What does that mean?
OM2: It means you might have been ripped when you were young George but today you're just an old man with big boobs.
...in a corporate presentation
Speaker (for the 3rd time): .... Okay, I'm going to be honest with you about this....
Attendee: Just this?
Speaker: ...excuse me?
Attendee: I'm wondering....you said "about this." Sooooooo does that mean everything else you've been saying you weren't being honest?
Valid concern. Bad presentation language.
