it’s been 4 years exactly since i appeared and started sprouting soul eater (specifically maka for this post) headcanons out of my mouth so i’ll say this again for the record and since it’s 2018 and i’m hoping that more people will accept it than in 2014:
(for y’all in the back, i repeat, these are HEADCANONS)
tall maka is great maka. have you seen spirit? homeboy is tall as shit, you think maka didn’t inherit some of that? no my dude maka got it. she got those long legs and popping booty and in the manga she was 15, she has room to grow. she ended up TALL.
and even if she were still short and still a wee thing (even tho i argue that literally everyone except patty in her spartoi group is a damn giant so obviously a normal sized person is gunna appear short against build af weapons), she probably has big hands too. strong and steady. wrist strength a f.
listen,,,, i get you all with your “asians gotta be small and cute and small hands can still wield weapons” thing,,,, i see you fandom,,,, i lived through it,,, but like? as a small asian with LARGE HANDS,,, like come on stop living in fear y’all. there are people out there who have that and they aren’t disproportional like y’all think, and its a real thing my dudes. i’m sitting here aren’t i? let maka have big strong hands that can hold someone until they sleep and can slaughter a man, all probably in the same time, though not all at once because lets be real that’d be weird. ya no srsly, think about it for a sec ok? 2014 is gone, small hands are cute, but maka with them HANDS is amazing.
did i mention popping booty yet? she GOT THAT. the girl is BOTTOM SET. SLAPPIN. BRING BACK MAKA’S BANGIN BOOTY SQUAD. this is actually non-negotiable because we have canon receipts but i figured i should mention that anyway because you all who forget the long legs and bangin booty thing are cowards.
homegirl is tall and/or has big hands, consider that before you go to sleep tonight aite? i’ll see you all again in 4 years
