Hannibal: “I’m trying to be your friend, Will.” – Every Episode Ever
Will: *visibly falling apart like IKEA furniture with one screw left*
Hannibal: “Let me psychoanalyze you like a lab rat while I make eye contact so intense it could be classified as a felony.”
Hannibal doesn’t want to be friends, he wants to be friend-shaped: dangerous, unpredictable, and occasionally served with a side of liver pâté.















