#thepretenderedit

You run. I chase. That choice was made for us a long time ago.

"You can't do this!" "Well that's the beauty of it, Luther...You see, I can."

The Pretender: Island of the Haunted 2001 | dir. Frederick King Keller

First there’s the explosion in the D.C. underground. The there’s Miss Parker seeing visions, and the Mr. Raines getting murdered, then unmurdered. And then Mr. Lyle, who used to not have a thumb, getting a thumb and Mr. Raines, who had a thumb, losing his thumb to Mr. Lyle. And then finding out that not only one pretender escaped from the Centre. No, three of them did. And then trying to locate a live psychiatrist, only to find a dead doc and being arrested by a guy who’s not really a federal agent. Oh, and while we’re at it, why don’t we just throw Mr. Parker into the mix? 

Title: Get Your Hands Dirty Song: Dirty -- grandson Subject: Jarod & Miss Parker vs Mr Lyle, The Pretender Summary: Jarod & Miss Parker relentlessly bully Mr Lyle, who is a cannibal serial killer so he deserves it. Come to think of it, he really deserves worse. Content Warnings: Spoilers for the series, flashing camera bulbs in intro (skip to 0:08 to avoid), medical abuse, guns, violence (particularly to thumbs), torture, implied serial murder of women, dead insects, needles, non-consensual drug administration.

I’m impressed.

Broots & Miss Parker (the Pretender) \\ music video by Lauricia