#thehatfic

*reads the hat fic* WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING? *reads the cherry fic* WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING? *reads the skin fic* WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING? *reads the chair fic* WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING? *reads a normal story* WHERE'S THE KINKY SMUT, THE PAIN, THE PHAN? WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING?

I just read the Hat Fic, then the Cherry Fic immediately after. It wasnt the first time i had read them but i just started bawling. The idea and them going through pain...and the cherry fic is way worse than the hat fic. I couldnt imagine dan going through that. I hate the thought

Just to make you all cringe

Oh my, the one and only hat fic, it’s about how Phil wants a hamster but Dan doesn’t want one. Phil goes behind Dan’s back and gets a hamster, Phil expected Dan to be angry which he sorta was but a evil spark shone through. One night Phil wakes up, Dan takes the hamster, drowns him, makes Phil put the dead hamster in his bum, long story short Phil liked it and they get a new hamster every month. When I first read the hat fic I was disgusted, than again I was 11 years old but now I can’t help to slip in a quote from the book. The hat fic is one of the classics like the cherry fic, the chair fic and the skin fic.

Dan after reading the Hat Fic